YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.

Go. Read it now. Fallout Equestria has reached its end. All 45 long, glorious, wet, delicious, moist, tasty, sexy, tingly-in-all-the-right-places, awesomesauce, kickass, holy shit epicness, sexually arousing chapters. Yes, an entire entry dedicated to that one piece of fanfiction. We are not worthy, the Gods are not worthy. ALL HAIL KKAT.



(Would write more but playing WoW and crying from dat epic fanfiction. Lilpip, I love you.)

Back in all my glory. Hah, as if I had any glory.

Shut up! Before any of you say (write) a single thing, I want you to carefully think about those words. You dare mock me!? Well, you should. I’m a bad (and lazy) person and should feel bad (Eh, too lazy). Man, it’s been more than two weeks since my last entry, and holy crap, several things have happened of relative interest. First things first; count my lack of activity of me, and me alone. Sure, I’ve been busy but my schedule is crap right now. God pities my sleeping time. I am so out of sync that… that… *Insert witty simile/metaphor here*. Yeah, that’s how out sync I am.

Okay, that’s outta the way. Goods news first; it’s all good news, don’t worry. You guys have enough of your problems without me to complain and bitch about how life is unfair or stressful. Two new episodes of MLP: FiM, which were pretty great in my opinion. Rainbow and the search for the ultimate pet was pretty funny. Turtle made that episode, just saying. SORRY, SORRY, Tortoise*. Jeez, you guys are picky sometimes. Still, the faces he made and the perseverance he had; damn why can’t I be more like that sometimes? And then there was that song. DAT SONG. Dayumn, it was pretty awesome. First of the season, and hell, was it good. I think we should make a Good Tortoise Tank meme, because all the other pets were asses, and Tank was just the most awesome bastard anyone could have as a pet. You know, on par with my dog of course.

And then there was the Rarity episode after that. Now, that was also a great episode in my opinion. Her episodes seem to be about her always having to choose between her friends and her status lately, don’t they. In that Sweetie Belle episode, she did the same, and this was no exception, but hell if this wasn’t a great episode. Is it me, or do you guys share an immense dislike for snobby bastards who act like class defines a person. To the point where it’s almost silly. Yeah, I hate them too, for the most part. So, nothing made me happier than when Rarity showed ‘em up at the end of the episode. Dat Twilight dance was one of my favourite highlights. All of her other friends actually do weird things to get the classy crowd’s disapproval. All Twilight did was the Elaine/Seinfield dance but nothing will or will ever be as adorkable. Also, with the aforementioned good tortoise Tank meme, we could also make… wait nevermind, someone already has. Good pony Fancy Pants memes go go go! He was the only tolerable one, and actually didn’t look down on Rarity and her friends, so good on him, not all rich people are dicks.

Some unrelated news; I could mention that whole SOPA act and how it could fuck over all things internet, but I’m sure you guys have heard and are sick of said bill. I’ll stop beating the dead horse, even though I said I would do something on it, but eh, seems a bit late now, doesn’t it? For all you poor bastards in the states, hurry up and move to Canada. Wait, what do you mean it could affect us too? What do you mean that laziness between Canadian and American websites might just cause the bill to blacklist everything? Ah crap, nevermind. Now I know it’s only illegal sites that should get screwed over, but I don’t give it long before someone finds a cheap exploit and wreaks some havoc. We should all move to Mars, seeing as how they’re selling land off at a mint. (Like $26 an acre if I remember). Speaking of the solar system, they discovered a sister planet to Earth that could already support life. It was mentioned on AOTS earlier and a simple search should find you guys an article. Next step, sexy aliens! You guys can quote me on that.

Also been playing an entire ton of Skyrim and WoW lately. Sorry if you despise either but I’m a gamer as well. Skyrim and dragons, ‘nuff said. Also, Deathwing in WoW is badass (even if easy to down). 4.3 has been nice so far, but I give it a week or two before I get bored and or capped in gear that I can obtain. Screw raiding, too consistent for someone like me. I’ll stick in my role playing guild, thank you. Although I have tried LFR and it does give me the chance to experience this content, even if it’s dumbed down.  On to Skyrim. Ended up getting the Nightingale armor and damn, haven’t left it since. I did start with a sword and board character, but the stealth kill animations are to die for (Oh god, bad pun). That was it for my gaming in the last two weeks, I thinks.

Also been spending a lot of time in Mic’s livestreams, although I’m not sure if that’s a good idea at all. Most of the time I’m scrolled down praying he resumes playing video games, or just having chat popped out and doing something else. God, is there anything safe for your mind on the internet anymore? Answer: No.

New chapters in Fallout: Equestria are awesome and the story is now in its final stages. Keeps getting more and more epic and the ending to the recent chapter 44 is enough to make me want time travel to go forwards and steal the next chapter rom Kkat’s word processor. I’ll have to wait. Also got some fanart done of either my ponified self. Isn’t he just fucking cool? Yes, cliché, but still badass.

I’ll go hunt down some things on YouTube and several other things that caught my interest over the last week or two. Hopefully this entry is decent, I might put another up later tonight or tomorrow. I’m back, baby, back to the empty nothingness that is my blog. Fluttershy “Yay.”

Jeez, this seemed so much longer when I wrote it up with Word...

Just a tidbit before tomorrow.

Yeah, it's been a while since my last entry. Not my fault that I've been terribly busy doing nothing. I'm a bad brony and I should feel bad. Hey, at least I saw the new episode, right!? Supa-copter tortoise was awesome, and I'll definitely mention him tomorrow. BUT...

...Just to make a little entry, this one will be my top five videos I've seen over the last week. I know you guys have probably seen them as well, but these are worth a second look. I apologize for not writing up a better entry, but it's late here. Expect a super, massive entry tomorrow, detailing over eight days worth of crap. Might also be a rant on SOPA. Thank God for being Canadian (even though we might be affected too). Yes, this will be a long rant indeed.

So here, faithful bloggers, the top five Whitbane videos of the week. These are ranked in no particular order, just as I pull them out of my favourites.

NUMBER ONE - MY LITTLE PONY MEETS METAL - 331EROCK.


A few songs in there, but I'm sure you can pick out the MLP theme. It's pretty awesome. Check out his channel for more awesome metalness as well.

NUMBER TWO - PINKIE'S BREW - SHERCLOP PONES


This one is just spectacular. TRY NOT TO SING ALONG. She does a good Pinkie impression, me thinks. Check out the Friendship is Witchcraft series on her channel as well for many, many lulz. I've already subbed and you should too.

NUMBER THREE - RAINBOW DASH PRESENTS: SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW - FIMFLAMFILOSOPHY.


This is definitely one of the best in here. The mentally advanced series on YouTube is the best thing ever known to mankind and I urge you to check it out. These fanfiction readings he had been doing are also hilarious and viewer friendly, even if the original aren't. Check him out and toss him a subscription; he deserves one.

NUMBER FOUR - MAX PARADISE'S MY LITTLE PONY GRADUATION SPEECH - PIPPYSTIX


This is just gold. As one of the viewers said, "The manliest man to ever man." I agree one hundred percent.

NUMBER FIVE - IT'S A SURPRISE, MIC - TORRE1996Y


I laughed at this, I can't help it. Also, wasn't Half-Life 2 just awesome?

Alright, that's all for this entry. Tomorrow will be the big one. Videos, opinions, fanfiction highlights and suggestions and all that mumbo jumbo. So yeah, have an awesome one!

Damn you, Sunday. DAMN YOU. I need better titles.

I mean, I could use the standard dates and just time stamp everything with "November Xth, 2011" but yeah, that's not as fun. So, I'll continue to stick with complete and utter nonsense with maybe a little bit of reference to the actual post content. So yes, it is November 13th, and the precious weekend IS over, but there were quite a few things that happened that I might as well discuss and rant about (Because you guys love that, don't you?). First things first, as is the core subject of this blog, I'll talk about the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as it was a rather good one in my books, or at least better than 'Sisterhooves' (Meeeeeeeeeeeeh). I mean, the Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't my favourite characters, and this was barely an episode about them, but more of an episode about Applebloom whom I feel neutral for anyways. It did have some clever parts, and Applebloom did sound humorous with that chipped tooth. Zecora's always been a pretty cool character and I'm still amazed they can keep the originality with her rhyming ability (Because I would jump out the nearest window if tasked with writing for such a character). The best part (for me) would be the background ponies initiating the Ponyville Quarantine and Pinkie Pie. That entire corncake admission of guilt was just hilarious. Best facial expressions EVER. You can check out that scene below. BOOM, VIDEO.


Come on, it made you smile, and if it didn't, you're a heartless bastard who I have no time for. BUT THE QUESTION DOES REMAIN: How many corncakes did she actually eat!? Judging by that wailing, far, far too many for one pony. Oh Pinkie, you so funneh.

Probably why she's my second favourite, behind Twilight Sparkle (WHO IS BEST PONY, NO ARGUMENTS). All the characters are so damn awesome, though. /end fangasm

Okay, okay, regain your cool, Whitbane. Awesome. You may have been wondering from my comment why I didn't do that commentary thing about episode five. Face it, I did, it was a boring episode. This one doesn't have that many 'WOW' moments either, but at least it was slightly more funny. That being said, Rarity's reveal in 'Sisterhooves' may have been the most shocking twist since Kaizer Soze (Lol, definitely fucked up that spelling). If you don't know who that is, please never revisit this blog again as what little respect I held for people over internet WENT UP IN SHAME AND SMOKE.

Some other news. Got Modern Warfare this weekend, got a friend to pick it up for me. It was mostly meh, like the other games. Not a big online gamer (Because I can't get it, Haha, my life sucks. /first world problems) but the campaign was pretty stellar. Pretty pissed how they killed off a lot of people and how short it was length-wise. Also, where the hell does Frost disappear to? Knowing Activision and their cheapness though, they'll be a fourth one with another batch of characters and a new bad guy who does something stupid that we have to stop. Also, did they change Markov's voice actor between MW2 an MW3 or am I an idiot. I dunno, these are forum questions. I'd rant more, but you guys may want to experience that for yourselves.

Alright, also saw The Walking Dead, which was good. Three episodes in a row to catch up on the ones I missed. Zombies are zombies, and while there has been a lot of downtime AND they're wasting episodes on a character no one cares about, watching brains get splatters amuses me.
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But yeah, they need to get some serious plot on the go, or else I'm going to lose interest. Hey, at least Glen got some action. Ifyouknowwhatimsaying. Heh.

Also need to pick up Skyrim and avoid spoilers as long as possible because that is one game I want to saviour and have sexy babies with.
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Next two MLP episodes are Rainbow Dash ones, so they'll definitely be more action-oriented and fast paced that the last two. That's about it for this week. Made a twitter for myself (like I actually plan on using it) as I scrape my way towards internet stardom (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... I'm so lonely). You never know, maybe I'll actually come up with a good idea and write/draw/design/compose something. Whatever, I've got the next three decades of my life to skill build.

Today, I'm going to leave you with another Mic the Microphone video.

Now, this is a great song with a rhythm and beat that instantly addicted me. The insane voice acting also helped. It's currently repeating as I type. It may not be for everyone, but I really like this. Kudos to Mic and the Living Tombstone for excelling in areas that I dream I was as good at as they are. Since this is a taste-oriented video that you may or may not like, I'm also going to drop in another track. Bam!



Epic song, that's all I can say. Definitely one of the only musical groups I'm proud of to listen to. /music hipster.

Fanfiction of the day goes to... DUN DUN DA: Fallout Equestria. Everyone knows of this piece of art. It is one of the largest pieces of fiction, printed or not, to ever be written, and it is laced with quality all the way through.  ALL THE WAY. Characters that grow, plots that evolve and just detail that makes you feel insignificant as a person! It has it all! Here's the link: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Check out some of the side stories as well. They're also good.

Well, that's all I have for today. GET THE HELL OFF THE PAGE, YOU SOUL-SUCKING PARASITES. I love you all. Have an awesome one!

T-Minus A Day and A Few Hours Until Skyrim... and Other Things! HOLY CRAP, ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

So what's up, people? This is Movember (Heh) 9th, 2011, around 6:45pm Eastern Whitbane Awesome time. Yeah, this is pretty short period between entries but you guys know I'm generous so I thought I'd give you guys some reading material before you all slink off like zombies for the next few weeks to game yourself into a coma. What, that's just my plans!? Oh comeon, I'm definitely one among many. I mean, let's just get some clarification here.
Modern Warfare 3 : Released yesterday.
Skyrim: The 11th.
Battlefield 3: October.
Saints Row the Third : 15th
Assassin's Creed Revelations : 15th.

Hot damn, good period of time to be a gamer. I can see Skyrim being fairly decent because dragons. I'm sure if the statement "Your argument is crap based on the fact that ponies are awesome" holds some merit, you can substitute 'ponies' with 'dragons' pretty easily. I plan to give my character the best beard ever known to mankind.

I have already played Rage and to whoever reads this : RENT IT FIRST, IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY. The whole silent protagonist is something that needs to be refined or scrapped for Voice overs, especially if it's just a damn plot device to get your mute bastard of a character to do whatever the NPC's say. Also, that whole Authority plot was weak, and it was nowhere near as long as it should have been. The last mission was also crap, and tacked on. The entirety of disc two felt rushed though. I'd rant more, but I'd need a mic to convey my frustration. Heh, First World problems.

Wut...?

Anyways, anyways, what's up, guys? Get any snow, sand, rain and/or radiation over the week? No? Sounds pleasant (no offense towards Chernobyl; you guys are awesome!)

So yeah, back to things you may or may not care about. Dat new episode of MLP? Pretty spectacular, right? Now, now, I know you're going to hate me for this, but I haven't watched it yet. DON'T KILL ME, LEMME EXPLAIN. My internet is like... um... lemme get a good metaphor. It's like pizza. It's hot... but then it gets cold, and then no one really wants it, except for people who like cold pizza (That totally made sense, shut up). What I'm saying is that it's been slow for the past few days, and I've been lazy as hell and spend most of my free time sleeping because that whole 1-3 hours everynight strategy is bullshit and doesn't work. BUT, DO NOT FEAR. I shall make time tonight and watch it. I did try to get in on a livestream early in the morning, but hell, was it laggy. I got to see Rarity's parents, which was pretty damn awesome AND there were a lot of rage faces by Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I'm sure that the rest of the episode will be just as awesome. Also, where the hell are the Applejack/Flootershai/Pinkie Pie episodes. Pinkie Pie episodes are either awesome of creepy as fuck, and we better have two of each this season or I will be disappointed. Not that we need a Cupcakes reference, just that Pinkamena Diane Pie is a good personality that contrasts Pinkie's usually happy demeanour. So yeah, the next two are Rainbow Dash episodes and then we have another Rarity episode.

I swear, though. That masked hero in that upcoming Rainbow Dash episode better not be Derpy. I don't care if they were troll comments, but that would be a little 'too' much fan service. My bets are on a completely new pegasus pony.

I've also been neglecting EqD and am about five or six pages behind. Also plan to catch up on that tonight. Would had did it yesterday, but I played some serious Floor Hockey with my friends for about two hours and was extremely ponied-out when I got home. Sucks being goalie, especially with crappy equipment. My brother thought I was wearing freaky purple socks this morning and I had to explain they were bruises. Yeah... good times. Also got smacked in the knees a few times. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you whine like a bitch, right? And whine I did.

So, besides gaming, my laziness and pony, what else was there to rant/talk about?

Oh yeah, that troubling, unconfirmed rumour about MLP Season Three. Not even going to bother trying to explain it. I'll just leave a link. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-season-three-information.html?commentPage=2 Yeah, I read through all those comments. No, I'm not THAT pathetic. All I have to say on the topic is Hasbro better not fuck up FiM. I need more than three seasons. All I want is for it to continue forever, like Spongebob! Damn it, it's just like Teen Titans all over again! I totally need that on BlueRay by the way, if such a thing exists...

Umm, let's see what else. Several of my fan fictions haven't updated in a while, which is a pain, and I've completely forsaken my writing (IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME). I totally plan to finish it, I just need a "prolonged breather." Oh God, my laziness knows no bounds.

I know this is a short entry but what else is there to talk about. It's not like you want to hear me rant about my ridiculously awesome life that you wish you had, right? As a bonus for being a cheap dickhead, I'mma be a mentlegen and leave you guys with not only a video, BUT ALSO A FAN FICTION SUGGESTION. Holy shit, how awesome is that!?


Today's video is an awesome music video by everyone's favourite pony musician : Bagpipe Brony. Also known As psychgoth.  It's instrumental/epic/choir/awesome so if you don't like that, then I'd skip it. Stop by his page, toss him a like and check out his other work. Help a brony out! I've already commented twice on this one, so yeah, it seems I'm even more awesome that before.

And today's Fan Fiction supplement? Hmm. I'm going to go with Silent Ponyville. Link below. It takes the dreadful, spooky, creepy as fuck universe and adds loveable ponies into the mix. What's not to love? I gave it a read a while back and thought it was fun, wholesome and definitely not distur- WHY FLUTTERSHY, WHY!? NO! Here's the link to that : http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-silent-ponyville.html

Yeah... totally not fucked up in any way, so enjoy it if you like reading! I know I did. Also, ProjectFailSing has some new pony spotlights up if you wanna check 'em out, providing they're not already on EqD.

That's all for today guys. Who knows, I may do another entry tonight with thoughts on the episode. Probably have some type of running commentary on the episode with images and ALL THAT.
This would also be the awkward point where I know I'm not appealing to everyone and ask what I should do in order to make this blog more interesting. But seeing I only have one follower, that may be a bit... unneeded.

Have an awesome one, guys! Whitbane out!

Oh God, Expectations and Weekly Entries. Also, It's Friday...? Awesome!

Ugh, what time is it? *Glances to bottom-right of screen*. Holy crap, 11:55pm? Jeez, that's an awful late time to be writing a blog entry. Actually, that's a late time to be doing anything (Not really). I made a promise to only sleep an hour or two. Unfortunately, my body hates me and that precious 120 minutes turned into a whopping 600 minutes. So yeah, there went my entire evening while I was comatose and dreaming (hopefully, not like I remember dreams anyways!) about ponies. I know there was this one dream where I was flying around the world using some type of super hoodie, and visiting all my friends and using my flyer powers to bypass long lines to washrooms. Yeah, it was pretty badass, not going to lie. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting off topic.

So, I actually did wake up at like 10:30pm, but being the lazy person I am, decided "what's another hour or two?" and promptly went back to super-hoodie dream. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bad person. Like hell! Ah hah hah... urh...

Checked mah e-mail and saw that all the fans (fan) of this blog were (was) like "DUDE OMG WHURR U GO?". At first, I realized that my fans have terrible grammar and spelling, but then it dawned upon that most people did, so eh, doesn't really matter. There was even a comment about me being funny (that's hilarious itself in nature. Funny within funny...? *insert inception joke here*) and that led me to believe that my fans (fan) don't understand the concept of 'funny' or have very, VERY unfunny friends. That, or I'm cynical and I'm actually funny (HAH, as if!). So yeah, that's my thinking process so far while being awake. Also, I never expected that making a blog would give me expectations. Christ, more work, ARGH. Now I have to write entries more often to please the fans (fan). Be serious with yourself, guys, the only reason you're reading this is so you can laugh at my pathetic existence and feel better about yourself. DON'T LIE TO ME, WE HAD A PINKY (Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!) SWEAR.

Okay, okay, what else can I bring to light? Need new stuff to ramble about.

So yeah, there was that Halloween thing that seemed pretty popular. Let me tell you, you're never to old to go out and bum for candy from strangers. NEVER. Sure, it might damage your social image if someone you know catches you, but who cares? It's freakin' candy. Now, this is true in my community, where EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE. Seriously, it likes a town full of goddamn spies, man! So yeah, like a thousand houses of acquaintances willing to give out a tremendous supply of candy. And, add in the fact I had to take my brother out to trick-or-treat and oh God, the exhaustion. That little bastard was set on going to every house. I, on the other hand, was having heart palpitations by the second or fourth dozen. Did I mention it was raining like a motherf'er? Yeah, it was. So yeah, we called it quits early, about two hundred houses in (Still took like six damn hours. JESUS). I didn't even bother to count or sort it, I don't have those type of management skills... or counting skills. It was like, a dozen freakin' garbage bags of cholesterol, and that was what I could see. I went straight to bed, said "screw everything else," and went to sleep. So yeah, we're sitting on a stockpile of cancer and clogged arteries waiting to happen that is larger than the Russian nuclear stockpile.

Okay, wait, this is November, right? Of course it is, silly Whitbane! Anyways, maybe you guys (guy) have heard of Movember? When people don't shave for the entire month for charity reasons and stuff. Yeah, there are rules about what you're allowed to shave and what you have to let grow, but frankly, I'm kinda on the fence about just letting it all grow. Of course, I looked akin to a hobo on November 2nd. Give me another month and I'll be Zach Galifianakis, only you know, less sexier. And yes, before you ask, I did have to google his name to be able to spell it.
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There wasn't a new episode of MLP, which kinda made me "Y U NO NEW EPISODE" at the TV for a bit, but at least The Walking Dead came on that weekend so things were mildly okay for the time. New episode this week though, and maybe I'll even give me commentary on it! That was my YouTube channel idea, but something that might come to fruition later depending on time. I haven't even tried to write anything in weeks. All my stories are on a 'little break" until I stop sucking and actually sit down and devote time to them. This weekend should be good unless my friends want to watch some more horror movies. WARNING: Do not watch Dawn of The Dead with wimps. Learned that the hard way with the screams my friends made last time at the sudden zombie jumps scenes. AND THEY SAID THEY WERE PREPARED. To quote Illidan; "You are not PREPARED!" And no, they weren't. At least I got some laughs, right!? I'm a terrible person.

Also, when I did try to type this out, I hit some funky keys on my keyboard and lost control completely. Scrolling the mouse zoomed in and out, while 'w' key on the keyboard closed this window, so yeah, I lost all my unfunny ranting and HAD TO RETYPE IT AGAIN. See how much I care for your guys (guy) entertainment (Pity?). A lot.

Anyways, that's all for the third (now fourth) of November. As always, here's my suggested link/video that should provide some lulz and funnehz. All bronies should know who this man is. The ONE AND ONLY, THE GREAT and POWERFUL MIC THE MICROPHONE. Yeah, he's awesome. I feel ashamed it took me so long to subscribe to him on YouTube. For shame, Me, for shame. So yeah, hit up his channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/MicTheMicrophoneZero and give him all your hearts and loves. As for video of the week... uh, lemme find something. Ugh, BAM!


Good news, I learned (Heh, interwebz noob) and now I shall embed the weekly (per-entry) videos I select. Won't that be easier on you guys? DON'T YOU EVER SAY I DON'T CARE FOR THE FANS. More Mic the Microphone, specifically, the greatest and most "metal" video ever. This was on EqD the other day, and it was worth it... Also, all ponies are best ponies. Twilight is juuuuuuuuust a liiiiiiiitle bit more awesome and smart. So yeah, that's all for today (tonight). Have an awesome one!

Aww Sweet, Followers! And other nonsense!

Awesome! I know the some day someone would come to appreciate my writing and crappy sense of humour. Damn straight! I think this counts as an accomplishment, right? I mean an ENTIRE ONE follower? Holy hell! We all have to start somewhere, and now, the dirt road is in sight. MAYBE, just MAYBE, I'll be able to reach the highway. Crappy metaphors aside, this makes me pretty happy.

So yeah, Cynical Muse, as long as your not some type of creeper, kudos to you for being the first to subscribe to this terrible (terrible, terrible, terrible blog). Feels good, doesn't it? Next goal? TWO FOLLOWERS. And then the world! *Insert Doctor Horrible laugh here*.

So yeah, I had to make an entry on something, so there you guys (person) go. It's not very exciting but... it's something and isn't that all that matters? On the bright side, my pathetic life (and blog) will no doubt make you feel better about yourself, and even if that is all I can accomplish, I say it's a win, and I like winning.

Foolishness aside...

Time for some personal ranting. Tuesday's suck. Not because it's a crappy name (Not everyday can be named after Thor) but it's also the day after Monday and let's face it, Monday is a nightmare regardless of anything. It could also be the fact that I'm running off of 7-Up and other assorted cola drinks, but that's the point of trying to stay awake, isn't it? but I can forgive this Tuesday. You know why? Because this weekend was fucking awesome.

NOT ONLY was there season two of The Walking Dead (which was a bit of a let down, but still excellent compared to everything else on television), but episode three of My Little Pony was goddamn spectacular. Never have I stared at a computer monitor with the most idiotic look on my face for an entire half-hour. Oh Twilight, you so crazy. Like oatmeal!

And then this Saturday is the Halloween special. So yeah, we're in for good times for a while. Weekends of FiM and Walking Dead are good weekends in my books (Now I only need to convert my friends and everything will be going just as planned).

So yeah, that was my last week or so. Anticipation and awesomeness, which translate into this craptastic blog-like thing.

So, checklist of things to do:
-Watch Episode 1 (or is it two?) of Walking Dead season 2 on Sunday
-Watch Halloween FiM episode this Saturday.
-Finish Chapter Two of Better Days... and Chapter One of The Right Choice or The Correct One?

Speaking of which, the first has kinda been put on hiatus for a while while (awesome, that's grammatically correct!) I edit out the chapters. I want to be able to be sure that I have enough content that it flows smoothly and that each chapter is about the same, or longer in word count. TRCoTCO has it's prologue written and should have chapter one finished sometime this week... if I'm not busy. If anything, they should both be done and edited by Christmas and then, posted into the interwebz. You guys will definitely know where. I plan on editing them to death before tossing them into the feeding frenzy called 'Online Reviews', because as much as I hope, both of these stories will never be as good as what I pray they will be.

Also, cool new idea just popped into play last night, and I'll expand on that over this weekend (hopefully). Christ, I'm too busy.

Anyways, this is old and boring news which you guys just scrolled through, so have your daily video and PREPARE FOR THE BEST WEEKEND EVER.

Daily Video: Okay. This time, instead of just posting a video, I'll link you guys to a channel .This guy, surprise, surprise, is a brony, like me and has the best accent ever known to mankind. Not to mentions he's funny. And he has an awesome accent... wait, nevermind. So yeah, if you got spare time and you're looking for some pony related humour, check him out with the link below. He deserves more views.
Linksauce: http://www.youtube.com/user/ProjectFailSing

See you guys (person) next time, I guess.
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Confessions.

Yeah, new profile image is purdry, isn't it. Still gotta drum up a name for the badass bastard, though. Shouldn't be too hard, just gotta dust the cobwebs off the ol' brain and think (but thinking's hard!). He had a beard, like all real men, and a cool striped upper-suit piece thingy. Yeah, that's it!

Which leads to the next thing, mainly why this is titled 'Confessions'. So yeah, here I go.

I'm...
I'm....
What I mean to say is...
That I...
Me personally...
I...
I...
Damn! This is difficult! I planned to say this but now I can-
I'M A BRONY.
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Woah... that just sorta came out... didn't it!? Cool, that's a load off (heh) my chest. I've joined the herd (metaphorically speaking of course) and I'm not shamed at all. You know why? Because ponies are cool! YEAH! *Highfive to readers*.

That was a thing... wasn't it.

So yeah, things to do:
-Name awesome pony.
-Finish those stories I'm working on. DAMN YOU, WRITERS BLOCK. *Shakes fist dramatically*.
-Wait for episode III, which should be fucking awesome!
-Devote more time to the brony fandom. Because, come on you guys, 6-10 hours a day is nothing!

Hmm... What about my song/video of the day... Gurrr... lemme think.
Here, have this snipet of awesomeness (And sadness): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVSrbOLl2yc&feature=related
This person has amazing videos, and I'm not saying that because there's SOAD and Beatles music involved. *Shifty eye glare*. But yeah, check 'em out. He/she needs moar viewers!

And that's all!

*Cough cough*. Just a bit of randomness.

You know the feeling.

The feeling of absolute boredom that you will suddenly feel for no reason at all, mostly when you're sitting down and doing nothing.

Yeah, that's me today.

It's the feeling you get when you're browsing the web, looking at content, whether that be art/animation/games or... other stuff. Hint hint. And you're sitting there, thinking 'Huh, wish I was that talented', which over serves to bring thoughts about how untalented and unoriginal you are. Yeah, that's make you bored. You try your hand at one of these things, and what you get... you vow never to do so again. That's one possibility.

Or... you're sitting in school, listening to some teacher blab on for the umpthtime about someone not turning in their assignment, and most of the time that person is you.

Or... even better. Knowing there is an upcoming deadline for a writing contest and you're severely behind. So you sit there, try to write, only to become distracted in the most trivial things ever.

That boredom.

And the writing one especially strikes close to me, seeing as how I'm writing. I'd like to call myself a writer, but that would be too much of a compliment. I write...words... sometimes. Hell, I'm not even an author. Most of the crap I write is just out of the blue material that gets forgotten in a day or two. Almost like what I'm writing now. It's not my fault that I have barely any work ethic. It's not my fault I started late. It's not my fault I went with the first idea to pop into my head and forgo the planning process of a story. It's not my fault I'm stuck at chapter two, too lazy to write, and too stubborn to step back and analysis where the hell I plan on taking the story...

Wait... all that is my fault.

Good news, though, I have an ending that will totally make all the other crap worth it... if I can write the rest of it and get to the ending. Screw it, even if it kills me, I'll finish this story. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to pledge not to shave until I complete this project. Jesus, I'll look like Gandalf by then, and it won't even be a cool wizard beard. It'll be a weird, offsetting, 'keep away from him because he looks like he might rob you' type of look. I'll totally pull it off though, and by December, everyone'll want those beards. I'm calling it now.

Yeah, this is definitely ranting.

But what the hell, this is a blog. Most blogs are just ranting!

So... what else can I write that'll entertain whoever reads this besides me...

Eh, I'm not sure.

Wait, idea!

You know what I dislike?

Steam.

No, not the service itself, just some stupid details. Like authorization codes. What's wrong with lending games off to a friend, to let them try it. Nope, gotta deal with these one use only codes. Which is crap. How am I supposed to like a game, which would probably get me to buy a seperate copy for myself, if I can't play it myself without a copy. I'm not going to camp out at my friend's house just to play. So, yeah, screw you authorization codes.

I know pirating is bad and all, and this allows companies to make more money, but still.

Maybe this is why I enjoy console games more.

So yeah, screw you Napoleon Total War.

Back to writing, I guess. And no, whoever is interested, you're not getting my links.

The First Day.

They hung glum in their seats, worried and terrified glances passing between them as the transport bore them towards their cruel destination. The road was filthy, muddy and rough, each pothole and bump sending the vehicle several feet into the air, as well as the passengers on board. The windows were barred, impossible to open, but, even had they been, no one would have dared to. The ice cold wind outside would freeze anything to the bone with only a few seconds of exposure. To put it this way, it was hell. A cruel, inescapable hell that would claim the sanity of many in only a few short days. The engine hissed as if the vehicle itself was reluctant  to venture any further. The ear rupturing scream was disorienting and depressing. Not a single comment was passed between the passengers. All sat with a defeated look on their face, bags limply hanging from their backs, or on the seats side them. Most stared silently at their feet, eyes passing over their uniforms. Bland, dull, similar equipment that marked them as being the same. No difference between one and the other. Another crushing blow designed to kill any hopes of rebellion or personal identity. Others fiddled with their hands, severe anxiety pressing at their minds. Some even sleep, although I cannot fathom how they could at such a moment.

As for me, I...

I was unsure. I could have been angry, furious at the thought that my freedom had come to an end, pissed at that mental image that the next months would be torture so encompassing that I would lose myself to it. No more friends, no more entertainment. Just work, and more work. I sighed, silently, not wanting to attract attention from the others. My eyes quickly darted towards the other forms on the bus. Still, no one spoke, no one dared to make eye contact with another, for fear of the potential consequences. I, too, was not brave enough to try and make open conversation. This was the last time we would get good thoughts of out family, of our friends, before we lost all individuality and became one with the brainless mass.

Someone coughed, I wasn't sure who, but the noise cut through the air. The silence had been so thick, almost feasible, and this single action broke through the fog, clearing it.

Somewhere near the front of the transport, the driver shifted, having heard the cough as well. She turned to face us, an anger so great on her face that I could feel myself shrink back into my seat to try and avoid her wrath. With a hiss that resembled a reptile, she spat "SILENCE" into the air. Once again, the cloud of quietness returned, and this time, it was permanent.

There was a turn, as the vehicle deviated from the main road, and onto a branching path. Our destination was drawing close. It wouldn't be long until our lives were over, and I knew the harsh realization was known by  everyone.

I ran my hand through my recently cut hair, angry at the fact that my scalp was so bare. It was only yesterday that they had brutally shaved it from my head. Now, there was nothing but an inch or so of hair, and the stubble that sat on my jaw. My clothes itched. My body wasn't familiar with them, and responded as such. They fit, that wasn't something I could complain about, but everything else about them was wrong. I could only think of all the others that were wearing these uniforms, and the thought made my cringe. I was one among many, no different that everyone else around me. I would be regarded as such.

The tales of our destination was enough to chill anyone's hopes of optimism. The rules were strict, and anyone would strayed was subject to a harsh reminder. The rooms were reported to be bleak and colorless, same as the hallways and the ceilings. There was also a schedule we would no doubt have to follow. Work, work, and more work. No exceptions, no breaks, no hope. There was a lunch break, at least, but the food was supposedly barren and tasteless. I could hear the shrill yelling of a superior in my eardrums now.

Worse than the overseers were the other students. They would fight, and bicker with each other. Forming clans to secure safety themselves. They were known to take what you had, and lose it, no replacing. Just taunting, and pain. So much pain.

The vehicle creaked to a halt, the frame creaking and shuddering. I heard a frightened yelp from one of the passengers, it might have been me, but most noise was drowned out by the hissing noise of the opening exit. The driver turned towards us as we formed an orderly line in the alley between the seats. I could see an evil smile cover her features, "Have fun." I already disliked her. But a place so cruel was bound to affect your personality, and maybe she was just another unfortunate victim. I hoped...

Slowly we exited, the cold wind greeting us. I could feel the shivers in my spine. I was sure that my teeth were clattering.

The building was just as devoid of hope and freedom as the transport. A bland grayish, wine color, with only a few windows, and massive steel doors. Marching up the front steps, one of the employees opened the door. I also noticed a cruel grin on their face as well. And then we were inside. Sharp, rough, black carpet tore at the soles of our shoes. I could feel the fabric already hurting my feet. The tiles weren't much better, their hardness and texture only making the pain worse.

The hallways were thin and crowded, and bare. We had arrived late, as made notice by the bell that rung.

Classes had started, school was in session.