Yeah, it's been a while since my last entry. Not my fault that I've been terribly busy doing nothing. I'm a bad brony and I should feel bad. Hey, at least I saw the new episode, right!? Supa-copter tortoise was awesome, and I'll definitely mention him tomorrow. BUT...
...Just to make a little entry, this one will be my top five videos I've seen over the last week. I know you guys have probably seen them as well, but these are worth a second look. I apologize for not writing up a better entry, but it's late here. Expect a super, massive entry tomorrow, detailing over eight days worth of crap. Might also be a rant on SOPA. Thank God for being Canadian (even though we might be affected too). Yes, this will be a long rant indeed.
So here, faithful bloggers, the top five Whitbane videos of the week. These are ranked in no particular order, just as I pull them out of my favourites.
NUMBER ONE - MY LITTLE PONY MEETS METAL - 331EROCK.
A few songs in there, but I'm sure you can pick out the MLP theme. It's pretty awesome. Check out his channel for more awesome metalness as well.
NUMBER TWO - PINKIE'S BREW - SHERCLOP PONES
This one is just spectacular. TRY NOT TO SING ALONG. She does a good Pinkie impression, me thinks. Check out the Friendship is Witchcraft series on her channel as well for many, many lulz. I've already subbed and you should too.
NUMBER THREE - RAINBOW DASH PRESENTS: SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW - FIMFLAMFILOSOPHY.
This is definitely one of the best in here. The mentally advanced series on YouTube is the best thing ever known to mankind and I urge you to check it out. These fanfiction readings he had been doing are also hilarious and viewer friendly, even if the original aren't. Check him out and toss him a subscription; he deserves one.
NUMBER FOUR - MAX PARADISE'S MY LITTLE PONY GRADUATION SPEECH - PIPPYSTIX
This is just gold. As one of the viewers said, "The manliest man to ever man." I agree one hundred percent.
NUMBER FIVE - IT'S A SURPRISE, MIC - TORRE1996Y
I laughed at this, I can't help it. Also, wasn't Half-Life 2 just awesome?
Alright, that's all for this entry. Tomorrow will be the big one. Videos, opinions, fanfiction highlights and suggestions and all that mumbo jumbo. So yeah, have an awesome one!
Monday, 21 November 2011
Sunday, 13 November 2011
Damn you, Sunday. DAMN YOU. I need better titles.
I mean, I could use the standard dates and just time stamp everything with "November Xth, 2011" but yeah, that's not as fun. So, I'll continue to stick with complete and utter nonsense with maybe a little bit of reference to the actual post content. So yes, it is November 13th, and the precious weekend IS over, but there were quite a few things that happened that I might as well discuss and rant about (Because you guys love that, don't you?). First things first, as is the core subject of this blog, I'll talk about the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as it was a rather good one in my books, or at least better than 'Sisterhooves' (Meeeeeeeeeeeeh). I mean, the Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't my favourite characters, and this was barely an episode about them, but more of an episode about Applebloom whom I feel neutral for anyways. It did have some clever parts, and Applebloom did sound humorous with that chipped tooth. Zecora's always been a pretty cool character and I'm still amazed they can keep the originality with her rhyming ability (Because I would jump out the nearest window if tasked with writing for such a character). The best part (for me) would be the background ponies initiating the Ponyville Quarantine and Pinkie Pie. That entire corncake admission of guilt was just hilarious. Best facial expressions EVER. You can check out that scene below. BOOM, VIDEO.
Come on, it made you smile, and if it didn't, you're a heartless bastard who I have no time for. BUT THE QUESTION DOES REMAIN: How many corncakes did she actually eat!? Judging by that wailing, far, far too many for one pony. Oh Pinkie, you so funneh.
Probably why she's my second favourite, behind Twilight Sparkle (WHO IS BEST PONY, NO ARGUMENTS). All the characters are so damn awesome, though. /end fangasm
Okay, okay, regain your cool, Whitbane. Awesome. You may have been wondering from my comment why I didn't do that commentary thing about episode five. Face it, I did, it was a boring episode. This one doesn't have that many 'WOW' moments either, but at least it was slightly more funny. That being said, Rarity's reveal in 'Sisterhooves' may have been the most shocking twist since Kaizer Soze (Lol, definitely fucked up that spelling). If you don't know who that is, please never revisit this blog again as what little respect I held for people over internet WENT UP IN SHAME AND SMOKE.
Some other news. Got Modern Warfare this weekend, got a friend to pick it up for me. It was mostly meh, like the other games. Not a big online gamer (Because I can't get it, Haha, my life sucks. /first world problems) but the campaign was pretty stellar. Pretty pissed how they killed off a lot of people and how short it was length-wise. Also, where the hell does Frost disappear to? Knowing Activision and their cheapness though, they'll be a fourth one with another batch of characters and a new bad guy who does something stupid that we have to stop. Also, did they change Markov's voice actor between MW2 an MW3 or am I an idiot. I dunno, these are forum questions. I'd rant more, but you guys may want to experience that for yourselves.
Alright, also saw The Walking Dead, which was good. Three episodes in a row to catch up on the ones I missed. Zombies are zombies, and while there has been a lot of downtime AND they're wasting episodes on a character no one cares about, watching brains get splatters amuses me.
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But yeah, they need to get some serious plot on the go, or else I'm going to lose interest. Hey, at least Glen got some action. Ifyouknowwhatimsaying. Heh.
Also need to pick up Skyrim and avoid spoilers as long as possible because that is one game I want to saviour and have sexy babies with.
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Next two MLP episodes are Rainbow Dash ones, so they'll definitely be more action-oriented and fast paced that the last two. That's about it for this week. Made a twitter for myself (like I actually plan on using it) as I scrape my way towards internet stardom (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... I'm so lonely). You never know, maybe I'll actually come up with a good idea and write/draw/design/compose something. Whatever, I've got the next three decades of my life to skill build.
Today, I'm going to leave you with another Mic the Microphone video.
Now, this is a great song with a rhythm and beat that instantly addicted me. The insane voice acting also helped. It's currently repeating as I type. It may not be for everyone, but I really like this. Kudos to Mic and the Living Tombstone for excelling in areas that I dream I was as good at as they are. Since this is a taste-oriented video that you may or may not like, I'm also going to drop in another track. Bam!
Epic song, that's all I can say. Definitely one of the only musical groups I'm proud of to listen to. /music hipster.
Fanfiction of the day goes to... DUN DUN DA: Fallout Equestria. Everyone knows of this piece of art. It is one of the largest pieces of fiction, printed or not, to ever be written, and it is laced with quality all the way through. ALL THE WAY. Characters that grow, plots that evolve and just detail that makes you feel insignificant as a person! It has it all! Here's the link: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Check out some of the side stories as well. They're also good.
Well, that's all I have for today. GET THE HELL OFF THE PAGE, YOU SOUL-SUCKING PARASITES. I love you all. Have an awesome one!
Come on, it made you smile, and if it didn't, you're a heartless bastard who I have no time for. BUT THE QUESTION DOES REMAIN: How many corncakes did she actually eat!? Judging by that wailing, far, far too many for one pony. Oh Pinkie, you so funneh.
Probably why she's my second favourite, behind Twilight Sparkle (WHO IS BEST PONY, NO ARGUMENTS). All the characters are so damn awesome, though. /end fangasm
Okay, okay, regain your cool, Whitbane. Awesome. You may have been wondering from my comment why I didn't do that commentary thing about episode five. Face it, I did, it was a boring episode. This one doesn't have that many 'WOW' moments either, but at least it was slightly more funny. That being said, Rarity's reveal in 'Sisterhooves' may have been the most shocking twist since Kaizer Soze (Lol, definitely fucked up that spelling). If you don't know who that is, please never revisit this blog again as what little respect I held for people over internet WENT UP IN SHAME AND SMOKE.
Some other news. Got Modern Warfare this weekend, got a friend to pick it up for me. It was mostly meh, like the other games. Not a big online gamer (Because I can't get it, Haha, my life sucks. /first world problems) but the campaign was pretty stellar. Pretty pissed how they killed off a lot of people and how short it was length-wise. Also, where the hell does Frost disappear to? Knowing Activision and their cheapness though, they'll be a fourth one with another batch of characters and a new bad guy who does something stupid that we have to stop. Also, did they change Markov's voice actor between MW2 an MW3 or am I an idiot. I dunno, these are forum questions. I'd rant more, but you guys may want to experience that for yourselves.
Alright, also saw The Walking Dead, which was good. Three episodes in a row to catch up on the ones I missed. Zombies are zombies, and while there has been a lot of downtime AND they're wasting episodes on a character no one cares about, watching brains get splatters amuses me.
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...Shutup.
But yeah, they need to get some serious plot on the go, or else I'm going to lose interest. Hey, at least Glen got some action. Ifyouknowwhatimsaying. Heh.
Also need to pick up Skyrim and avoid spoilers as long as possible because that is one game I want to saviour and have sexy babies with.
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Next two MLP episodes are Rainbow Dash ones, so they'll definitely be more action-oriented and fast paced that the last two. That's about it for this week. Made a twitter for myself (like I actually plan on using it) as I scrape my way towards internet stardom (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... I'm so lonely). You never know, maybe I'll actually come up with a good idea and write/draw/design/compose something. Whatever, I've got the next three decades of my life to skill build.
Today, I'm going to leave you with another Mic the Microphone video.
Now, this is a great song with a rhythm and beat that instantly addicted me. The insane voice acting also helped. It's currently repeating as I type. It may not be for everyone, but I really like this. Kudos to Mic and the Living Tombstone for excelling in areas that I dream I was as good at as they are. Since this is a taste-oriented video that you may or may not like, I'm also going to drop in another track. Bam!
Epic song, that's all I can say. Definitely one of the only musical groups I'm proud of to listen to. /music hipster.
Fanfiction of the day goes to... DUN DUN DA: Fallout Equestria. Everyone knows of this piece of art. It is one of the largest pieces of fiction, printed or not, to ever be written, and it is laced with quality all the way through. ALL THE WAY. Characters that grow, plots that evolve and just detail that makes you feel insignificant as a person! It has it all! Here's the link: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Check out some of the side stories as well. They're also good.
Well, that's all I have for today. GET THE HELL OFF THE PAGE, YOU SOUL-SUCKING PARASITES. I love you all. Have an awesome one!
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
T-Minus A Day and A Few Hours Until Skyrim... and Other Things! HOLY CRAP, ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
So what's up, people? This is Movember (Heh) 9th, 2011, around 6:45pm Eastern Whitbane Awesome time. Yeah, this is pretty short period between entries but you guys know I'm generous so I thought I'd give you guys some reading material before you all slink off like zombies for the next few weeks to game yourself into a coma. What, that's just my plans!? Oh comeon, I'm definitely one among many. I mean, let's just get some clarification here.
Modern Warfare 3 : Released yesterday.
Skyrim: The 11th.
Battlefield 3: October.
Saints Row the Third : 15th
Assassin's Creed Revelations : 15th.
Hot damn, good period of time to be a gamer. I can see Skyrim being fairly decent because dragons. I'm sure if the statement "Your argument is crap based on the fact that ponies are awesome" holds some merit, you can substitute 'ponies' with 'dragons' pretty easily. I plan to give my character the best beard ever known to mankind.
I have already played Rage and to whoever reads this : RENT IT FIRST, IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY. The whole silent protagonist is something that needs to be refined or scrapped for Voice overs, especially if it's just a damn plot device to get your mute bastard of a character to do whatever the NPC's say. Also, that whole Authority plot was weak, and it was nowhere near as long as it should have been. The last mission was also crap, and tacked on. The entirety of disc two felt rushed though. I'd rant more, but I'd need a mic to convey my frustration. Heh, First World problems.
Wut...?
Anyways, anyways, what's up, guys? Get any snow, sand, rain and/or radiation over the week? No? Sounds pleasant (no offense towards Chernobyl; you guys are awesome!)
So yeah, back to things you may or may not care about. Dat new episode of MLP? Pretty spectacular, right? Now, now, I know you're going to hate me for this, but I haven't watched it yet. DON'T KILL ME, LEMME EXPLAIN. My internet is like... um... lemme get a good metaphor. It's like pizza. It's hot... but then it gets cold, and then no one really wants it, except for people who like cold pizza (That totally made sense, shut up). What I'm saying is that it's been slow for the past few days, and I've been lazy as hell and spend most of my free time sleeping because that whole 1-3 hours everynight strategy is bullshit and doesn't work. BUT, DO NOT FEAR. I shall make time tonight and watch it. I did try to get in on a livestream early in the morning, but hell, was it laggy. I got to see Rarity's parents, which was pretty damn awesome AND there were a lot of rage faces by Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I'm sure that the rest of the episode will be just as awesome. Also, where the hell are the Applejack/Flootershai/Pinkie Pie episodes. Pinkie Pie episodes are either awesome of creepy as fuck, and we better have two of each this season or I will be disappointed. Not that we need a Cupcakes reference, just that Pinkamena Diane Pie is a good personality that contrasts Pinkie's usually happy demeanour. So yeah, the next two are Rainbow Dash episodes and then we have another Rarity episode.
I swear, though. That masked hero in that upcoming Rainbow Dash episode better not be Derpy. I don't care if they were troll comments, but that would be a little 'too' much fan service. My bets are on a completely new pegasus pony.
I've also been neglecting EqD and am about five or six pages behind. Also plan to catch up on that tonight. Would had did it yesterday, but I played some serious Floor Hockey with my friends for about two hours and was extremely ponied-out when I got home. Sucks being goalie, especially with crappy equipment. My brother thought I was wearing freaky purple socks this morning and I had to explain they were bruises. Yeah... good times. Also got smacked in the knees a few times. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you whine like a bitch, right? And whine I did.
So, besides gaming, my laziness and pony, what else was there to rant/talk about?
Oh yeah, that troubling, unconfirmed rumour about MLP Season Three. Not even going to bother trying to explain it. I'll just leave a link. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-season-three-information.html?commentPage=2 Yeah, I read through all those comments. No, I'm not THAT pathetic. All I have to say on the topic is Hasbro better not fuck up FiM. I need more than three seasons. All I want is for it to continue forever, like Spongebob! Damn it, it's just like Teen Titans all over again! I totally need that on BlueRay by the way, if such a thing exists...
Umm, let's see what else. Several of my fan fictions haven't updated in a while, which is a pain, and I've completely forsaken my writing (IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME). I totally plan to finish it, I just need a "prolonged breather." Oh God, my laziness knows no bounds.
I know this is a short entry but what else is there to talk about. It's not like you want to hear me rant about my ridiculously awesome life that you wish you had, right? As a bonus for being a cheap dickhead, I'mma be a mentlegen and leave you guys with not only a video, BUT ALSO A FAN FICTION SUGGESTION. Holy shit, how awesome is that!?
Today's video is an awesome music video by everyone's favourite pony musician : Bagpipe Brony. Also known As psychgoth. It's instrumental/epic/choir/awesome so if you don't like that, then I'd skip it. Stop by his page, toss him a like and check out his other work. Help a brony out! I've already commented twice on this one, so yeah, it seems I'm even more awesome that before.
And today's Fan Fiction supplement? Hmm. I'm going to go with Silent Ponyville. Link below. It takes the dreadful, spooky, creepy as fuck universe and adds loveable ponies into the mix. What's not to love? I gave it a read a while back and thought it was fun, wholesome and definitely not distur- WHY FLUTTERSHY, WHY!? NO! Here's the link to that : http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-silent-ponyville.html
Yeah... totally not fucked up in any way, so enjoy it if you like reading! I know I did. Also, ProjectFailSing has some new pony spotlights up if you wanna check 'em out, providing they're not already on EqD.
That's all for today guys. Who knows, I may do another entry tonight with thoughts on the episode. Probably have some type of running commentary on the episode with images and ALL THAT.
This would also be the awkward point where I know I'm not appealing to everyone and ask what I should do in order to make this blog more interesting. But seeing I only have one follower, that may be a bit... unneeded.
Have an awesome one, guys! Whitbane out!
Modern Warfare 3 : Released yesterday.
Skyrim: The 11th.
Battlefield 3: October.
Saints Row the Third : 15th
Assassin's Creed Revelations : 15th.
Hot damn, good period of time to be a gamer. I can see Skyrim being fairly decent because dragons. I'm sure if the statement "Your argument is crap based on the fact that ponies are awesome" holds some merit, you can substitute 'ponies' with 'dragons' pretty easily. I plan to give my character the best beard ever known to mankind.
I have already played Rage and to whoever reads this : RENT IT FIRST, IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY. The whole silent protagonist is something that needs to be refined or scrapped for Voice overs, especially if it's just a damn plot device to get your mute bastard of a character to do whatever the NPC's say. Also, that whole Authority plot was weak, and it was nowhere near as long as it should have been. The last mission was also crap, and tacked on. The entirety of disc two felt rushed though. I'd rant more, but I'd need a mic to convey my frustration. Heh, First World problems.
Wut...?
Anyways, anyways, what's up, guys? Get any snow, sand, rain and/or radiation over the week? No? Sounds pleasant (no offense towards Chernobyl; you guys are awesome!)
So yeah, back to things you may or may not care about. Dat new episode of MLP? Pretty spectacular, right? Now, now, I know you're going to hate me for this, but I haven't watched it yet. DON'T KILL ME, LEMME EXPLAIN. My internet is like... um... lemme get a good metaphor. It's like pizza. It's hot... but then it gets cold, and then no one really wants it, except for people who like cold pizza (That totally made sense, shut up). What I'm saying is that it's been slow for the past few days, and I've been lazy as hell and spend most of my free time sleeping because that whole 1-3 hours everynight strategy is bullshit and doesn't work. BUT, DO NOT FEAR. I shall make time tonight and watch it. I did try to get in on a livestream early in the morning, but hell, was it laggy. I got to see Rarity's parents, which was pretty damn awesome AND there were a lot of rage faces by Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I'm sure that the rest of the episode will be just as awesome. Also, where the hell are the Applejack/Flootershai/Pinkie Pie episodes. Pinkie Pie episodes are either awesome of creepy as fuck, and we better have two of each this season or I will be disappointed. Not that we need a Cupcakes reference, just that Pinkamena Diane Pie is a good personality that contrasts Pinkie's usually happy demeanour. So yeah, the next two are Rainbow Dash episodes and then we have another Rarity episode.
I swear, though. That masked hero in that upcoming Rainbow Dash episode better not be Derpy. I don't care if they were troll comments, but that would be a little 'too' much fan service. My bets are on a completely new pegasus pony.
I've also been neglecting EqD and am about five or six pages behind. Also plan to catch up on that tonight. Would had did it yesterday, but I played some serious Floor Hockey with my friends for about two hours and was extremely ponied-out when I got home. Sucks being goalie, especially with crappy equipment. My brother thought I was wearing freaky purple socks this morning and I had to explain they were bruises. Yeah... good times. Also got smacked in the knees a few times. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you whine like a bitch, right? And whine I did.
So, besides gaming, my laziness and pony, what else was there to rant/talk about?
Oh yeah, that troubling, unconfirmed rumour about MLP Season Three. Not even going to bother trying to explain it. I'll just leave a link. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-season-three-information.html?commentPage=2 Yeah, I read through all those comments. No, I'm not THAT pathetic. All I have to say on the topic is Hasbro better not fuck up FiM. I need more than three seasons. All I want is for it to continue forever, like Spongebob! Damn it, it's just like Teen Titans all over again! I totally need that on BlueRay by the way, if such a thing exists...
Umm, let's see what else. Several of my fan fictions haven't updated in a while, which is a pain, and I've completely forsaken my writing (IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME). I totally plan to finish it, I just need a "prolonged breather." Oh God, my laziness knows no bounds.
I know this is a short entry but what else is there to talk about. It's not like you want to hear me rant about my ridiculously awesome life that you wish you had, right? As a bonus for being a cheap dickhead, I'mma be a mentlegen and leave you guys with not only a video, BUT ALSO A FAN FICTION SUGGESTION. Holy shit, how awesome is that!?
Today's video is an awesome music video by everyone's favourite pony musician : Bagpipe Brony. Also known As psychgoth. It's instrumental/epic/choir/awesome so if you don't like that, then I'd skip it. Stop by his page, toss him a like and check out his other work. Help a brony out! I've already commented twice on this one, so yeah, it seems I'm even more awesome that before.
And today's Fan Fiction supplement? Hmm. I'm going to go with Silent Ponyville. Link below. It takes the dreadful, spooky, creepy as fuck universe and adds loveable ponies into the mix. What's not to love? I gave it a read a while back and thought it was fun, wholesome and definitely not distur- WHY FLUTTERSHY, WHY!? NO! Here's the link to that : http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-silent-ponyville.html
Yeah... totally not fucked up in any way, so enjoy it if you like reading! I know I did. Also, ProjectFailSing has some new pony spotlights up if you wanna check 'em out, providing they're not already on EqD.
That's all for today guys. Who knows, I may do another entry tonight with thoughts on the episode. Probably have some type of running commentary on the episode with images and ALL THAT.
This would also be the awkward point where I know I'm not appealing to everyone and ask what I should do in order to make this blog more interesting. But seeing I only have one follower, that may be a bit... unneeded.
Have an awesome one, guys! Whitbane out!
Thursday, 3 November 2011
Oh God, Expectations and Weekly Entries. Also, It's Friday...? Awesome!
Ugh, what time is it? *Glances to bottom-right of screen*. Holy crap, 11:55pm? Jeez, that's an awful late time to be writing a blog entry. Actually, that's a late time to be doing anything (Not really). I made a promise to only sleep an hour or two. Unfortunately, my body hates me and that precious 120 minutes turned into a whopping 600 minutes. So yeah, there went my entire evening while I was comatose and dreaming (hopefully, not like I remember dreams anyways!) about ponies. I know there was this one dream where I was flying around the world using some type of super hoodie, and visiting all my friends and using my flyer powers to bypass long lines to washrooms. Yeah, it was pretty badass, not going to lie. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting off topic.
So, I actually did wake up at like 10:30pm, but being the lazy person I am, decided "what's another hour or two?" and promptly went back to super-hoodie dream. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bad person. Like hell! Ah hah hah... urh...
Checked mah e-mail and saw that all the fans (fan) of this blog were (was) like "DUDE OMG WHURR U GO?". At first, I realized that my fans have terrible grammar and spelling, but then it dawned upon that most people did, so eh, doesn't really matter. There was even a comment about me being funny (that's hilarious itself in nature. Funny within funny...? *insert inception joke here*) and that led me to believe that my fans (fan) don't understand the concept of 'funny' or have very, VERY unfunny friends. That, or I'm cynical and I'm actually funny (HAH, as if!). So yeah, that's my thinking process so far while being awake. Also, I never expected that making a blog would give me expectations. Christ, more work, ARGH. Now I have to write entries more often to please the fans (fan). Be serious with yourself, guys, the only reason you're reading this is so you can laugh at my pathetic existence and feel better about yourself. DON'T LIE TO ME, WE HAD A PINKY (Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!) SWEAR.
Okay, okay, what else can I bring to light? Need new stuff to ramble about.
So yeah, there was that Halloween thing that seemed pretty popular. Let me tell you, you're never to old to go out and bum for candy from strangers. NEVER. Sure, it might damage your social image if someone you know catches you, but who cares? It's freakin' candy. Now, this is true in my community, where EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE. Seriously, it likes a town full of goddamn spies, man! So yeah, like a thousand houses of acquaintances willing to give out a tremendous supply of candy. And, add in the fact I had to take my brother out to trick-or-treat and oh God, the exhaustion. That little bastard was set on going to every house. I, on the other hand, was having heart palpitations by the second or fourth dozen. Did I mention it was raining like a motherf'er? Yeah, it was. So yeah, we called it quits early, about two hundred houses in (Still took like six damn hours. JESUS). I didn't even bother to count or sort it, I don't have those type of management skills... or counting skills. It was like, a dozen freakin' garbage bags of cholesterol, and that was what I could see. I went straight to bed, said "screw everything else," and went to sleep. So yeah, we're sitting on a stockpile of cancer and clogged arteries waiting to happen that is larger than the Russian nuclear stockpile.
Okay, wait, this is November, right? Of course it is, silly Whitbane! Anyways, maybe you guys (guy) have heard of Movember? When people don't shave for the entire month for charity reasons and stuff. Yeah, there are rules about what you're allowed to shave and what you have to let grow, but frankly, I'm kinda on the fence about just letting it all grow. Of course, I looked akin to a hobo on November 2nd. Give me another month and I'll be Zach Galifianakis, only you know, less sexier. And yes, before you ask, I did have to google his name to be able to spell it.
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There wasn't a new episode of MLP, which kinda made me "Y U NO NEW EPISODE" at the TV for a bit, but at least The Walking Dead came on that weekend so things were mildly okay for the time. New episode this week though, and maybe I'll even give me commentary on it! That was my YouTube channel idea, but something that might come to fruition later depending on time. I haven't even tried to write anything in weeks. All my stories are on a 'little break" until I stop sucking and actually sit down and devote time to them. This weekend should be good unless my friends want to watch some more horror movies. WARNING: Do not watch Dawn of The Dead with wimps. Learned that the hard way with the screams my friends made last time at the sudden zombie jumps scenes. AND THEY SAID THEY WERE PREPARED. To quote Illidan; "You are not PREPARED!" And no, they weren't. At least I got some laughs, right!? I'm a terrible person.
Also, when I did try to type this out, I hit some funky keys on my keyboard and lost control completely. Scrolling the mouse zoomed in and out, while 'w' key on the keyboard closed this window, so yeah, I lost all my unfunny ranting and HAD TO RETYPE IT AGAIN. See how much I care for your guys (guy) entertainment (Pity?). A lot.
Anyways, that's all for the third (now fourth) of November. As always, here's my suggested link/video that should provide some lulz and funnehz. All bronies should know who this man is. The ONE AND ONLY, THE GREAT and POWERFUL MIC THE MICROPHONE. Yeah, he's awesome. I feel ashamed it took me so long to subscribe to him on YouTube. For shame, Me, for shame. So yeah, hit up his channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/MicTheMicrophoneZero and give him all your hearts and loves. As for video of the week... uh, lemme find something. Ugh, BAM!
Good news, I learned (Heh, interwebz noob) and now I shall embed the weekly (per-entry) videos I select. Won't that be easier on you guys? DON'T YOU EVER SAY I DON'T CARE FOR THE FANS. More Mic the Microphone, specifically, the greatest and most "metal" video ever. This was on EqD the other day, and it was worth it... Also, all ponies are best ponies. Twilight is juuuuuuuuust a liiiiiiiitle bit more awesome and smart. So yeah, that's all for today (tonight). Have an awesome one!
So, I actually did wake up at like 10:30pm, but being the lazy person I am, decided "what's another hour or two?" and promptly went back to super-hoodie dream. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bad person. Like hell! Ah hah hah... urh...
Checked mah e-mail and saw that all the fans (fan) of this blog were (was) like "DUDE OMG WHURR U GO?". At first, I realized that my fans have terrible grammar and spelling, but then it dawned upon that most people did, so eh, doesn't really matter. There was even a comment about me being funny (that's hilarious itself in nature. Funny within funny...? *insert inception joke here*) and that led me to believe that my fans (fan) don't understand the concept of 'funny' or have very, VERY unfunny friends. That, or I'm cynical and I'm actually funny (HAH, as if!). So yeah, that's my thinking process so far while being awake. Also, I never expected that making a blog would give me expectations. Christ, more work, ARGH. Now I have to write entries more often to please the fans (fan). Be serious with yourself, guys, the only reason you're reading this is so you can laugh at my pathetic existence and feel better about yourself. DON'T LIE TO ME, WE HAD A PINKY (Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!) SWEAR.
Okay, okay, what else can I bring to light? Need new stuff to ramble about.
So yeah, there was that Halloween thing that seemed pretty popular. Let me tell you, you're never to old to go out and bum for candy from strangers. NEVER. Sure, it might damage your social image if someone you know catches you, but who cares? It's freakin' candy. Now, this is true in my community, where EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE. Seriously, it likes a town full of goddamn spies, man! So yeah, like a thousand houses of acquaintances willing to give out a tremendous supply of candy. And, add in the fact I had to take my brother out to trick-or-treat and oh God, the exhaustion. That little bastard was set on going to every house. I, on the other hand, was having heart palpitations by the second or fourth dozen. Did I mention it was raining like a motherf'er? Yeah, it was. So yeah, we called it quits early, about two hundred houses in (Still took like six damn hours. JESUS). I didn't even bother to count or sort it, I don't have those type of management skills... or counting skills. It was like, a dozen freakin' garbage bags of cholesterol, and that was what I could see. I went straight to bed, said "screw everything else," and went to sleep. So yeah, we're sitting on a stockpile of cancer and clogged arteries waiting to happen that is larger than the Russian nuclear stockpile.
Okay, wait, this is November, right? Of course it is, silly Whitbane! Anyways, maybe you guys (guy) have heard of Movember? When people don't shave for the entire month for charity reasons and stuff. Yeah, there are rules about what you're allowed to shave and what you have to let grow, but frankly, I'm kinda on the fence about just letting it all grow. Of course, I looked akin to a hobo on November 2nd. Give me another month and I'll be Zach Galifianakis, only you know, less sexier. And yes, before you ask, I did have to google his name to be able to spell it.
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There wasn't a new episode of MLP, which kinda made me "Y U NO NEW EPISODE" at the TV for a bit, but at least The Walking Dead came on that weekend so things were mildly okay for the time. New episode this week though, and maybe I'll even give me commentary on it! That was my YouTube channel idea, but something that might come to fruition later depending on time. I haven't even tried to write anything in weeks. All my stories are on a 'little break" until I stop sucking and actually sit down and devote time to them. This weekend should be good unless my friends want to watch some more horror movies. WARNING: Do not watch Dawn of The Dead with wimps. Learned that the hard way with the screams my friends made last time at the sudden zombie jumps scenes. AND THEY SAID THEY WERE PREPARED. To quote Illidan; "You are not PREPARED!" And no, they weren't. At least I got some laughs, right!? I'm a terrible person.
Also, when I did try to type this out, I hit some funky keys on my keyboard and lost control completely. Scrolling the mouse zoomed in and out, while 'w' key on the keyboard closed this window, so yeah, I lost all my unfunny ranting and HAD TO RETYPE IT AGAIN. See how much I care for your guys (guy) entertainment (Pity?). A lot.
Anyways, that's all for the third (now fourth) of November. As always, here's my suggested link/video that should provide some lulz and funnehz. All bronies should know who this man is. The ONE AND ONLY, THE GREAT and POWERFUL MIC THE MICROPHONE. Yeah, he's awesome. I feel ashamed it took me so long to subscribe to him on YouTube. For shame, Me, for shame. So yeah, hit up his channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/MicTheMicrophoneZero and give him all your hearts and loves. As for video of the week... uh, lemme find something. Ugh, BAM!
Good news, I learned (Heh, interwebz noob) and now I shall embed the weekly (per-entry) videos I select. Won't that be easier on you guys? DON'T YOU EVER SAY I DON'T CARE FOR THE FANS. More Mic the Microphone, specifically, the greatest and most "metal" video ever. This was on EqD the other day, and it was worth it... Also, all ponies are best ponies. Twilight is juuuuuuuuust a liiiiiiiitle bit more awesome and smart. So yeah, that's all for today (tonight). Have an awesome one!
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