Quick, charge the paddles!
CLEAR!
*Bzzzzzt*.
Nothing! Goddamnit, we have to try again. CLEAR!
*Bzzzzt*.
LIVE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, LIVE!
*Bzzzzzt*.
Doctor, he's gone and there's nothing you can do.
Goddamnit, damn it all!
Here lies Obnoxious Adventures of Awesome
2011-2012 (sorta)
May he be forgotten from memory.
That's right, this piece of crap is finally dead, buried and left to be forgotten. Stay tuned for.... I dunno, probably nothing.
Saturday, 1 September 2012
Friday, 9 March 2012
Guies, it's like totally 2012 or something.
Guies, guies.
No, really, guies. It's like 2012 or something. I'm not fooling around, either, it's like March month or something if this calendar on my desktop is right. I'm not too sure though, considering I've been in hibernation for the past three months. I feel into a gaming coma of sorts. Skyrim and Diablo II and Fallout: NV Ultimate edition. Yeah, I just played so much my brain shut off to handle all the awesomeness. Or maybe it was my body catching up on all the lost sleep over the last sixteen years of late nights and barely any sleep. Who know!?
But yeah, a whole lot of things have happened. Season II of MLP will be at an end in a few more weeks. The episode tomorrow will be pretty epic. It's been established that Twilight is best pony, but combine her and terminator time travel and yeah, it's going to pretty freakin' sweet. Especially judging from that trailer. Oh, Twilight, sometimes you need to just listen to your future self. I do it all the time. I get e-mails from my past self telling me to do some crazy thing, so naturally I have to follow them. Past Whitbane is an ass... wait...?
There's also been a ton of new awesomeness in the fandom. Tara Strong might be a brony, I mean she sang a Twilight trolling clip for us (which was awesome). She's my new favourite person alive behind Barney Stinston and Leeroy Jenkins. You should check out EqD for that, though.
Derpy got lines, got named, got a scene, and then was edited heavily after a protest by some people. That caused quite a division and backlash and many people are still sore over the issue. Me personally, I didn't really care. I know whoever reads this will probably burn down my house, but I really don't care for Derpy that much. I don't hate her, I just don't fangasm over here everytime she appears. It's nice that the creators of the show acknowledge us by letting her appear in several hilarious situations, but eh, letting Derpy get more popular only made the incident as bad as it was. Many a Livestream user were banned for mentioning the incident. But yeah, it's over and done with and no doubt Derpy will get more lines and maybe named later on. Some things just shouldn't be offensive but we're a weird bunch. Let them play it safe for now.
But yeah, 'tis a new year and that means another something or other. I'm too busy being lazy, forgoing by writing projects and playing video games to really care. Jeez, the last time I worked on any of my pieces was back in November. Pfft... not that long of a time, right? ...right?
But yeah, just a quick entry for the new year. Anyone reading this; hope you're having a great year. Tomorrow is Saturday and that means a new episode and maybe (since this blog is empty), an analysis of said episode. Like that will happen.
I'm also looking for a good, cheap art tablet to help improve my drawing (it's worse than terrible currently) so hell, I could be posting art in another month or two.
Peace out!
No, really, guies. It's like 2012 or something. I'm not fooling around, either, it's like March month or something if this calendar on my desktop is right. I'm not too sure though, considering I've been in hibernation for the past three months. I feel into a gaming coma of sorts. Skyrim and Diablo II and Fallout: NV Ultimate edition. Yeah, I just played so much my brain shut off to handle all the awesomeness. Or maybe it was my body catching up on all the lost sleep over the last sixteen years of late nights and barely any sleep. Who know!?
But yeah, a whole lot of things have happened. Season II of MLP will be at an end in a few more weeks. The episode tomorrow will be pretty epic. It's been established that Twilight is best pony, but combine her and terminator time travel and yeah, it's going to pretty freakin' sweet. Especially judging from that trailer. Oh, Twilight, sometimes you need to just listen to your future self. I do it all the time. I get e-mails from my past self telling me to do some crazy thing, so naturally I have to follow them. Past Whitbane is an ass... wait...?
There's also been a ton of new awesomeness in the fandom. Tara Strong might be a brony, I mean she sang a Twilight trolling clip for us (which was awesome). She's my new favourite person alive behind Barney Stinston and Leeroy Jenkins. You should check out EqD for that, though.
Derpy got lines, got named, got a scene, and then was edited heavily after a protest by some people. That caused quite a division and backlash and many people are still sore over the issue. Me personally, I didn't really care. I know whoever reads this will probably burn down my house, but I really don't care for Derpy that much. I don't hate her, I just don't fangasm over here everytime she appears. It's nice that the creators of the show acknowledge us by letting her appear in several hilarious situations, but eh, letting Derpy get more popular only made the incident as bad as it was. Many a Livestream user were banned for mentioning the incident. But yeah, it's over and done with and no doubt Derpy will get more lines and maybe named later on. Some things just shouldn't be offensive but we're a weird bunch. Let them play it safe for now.
But yeah, 'tis a new year and that means another something or other. I'm too busy being lazy, forgoing by writing projects and playing video games to really care. Jeez, the last time I worked on any of my pieces was back in November. Pfft... not that long of a time, right? ...right?
But yeah, just a quick entry for the new year. Anyone reading this; hope you're having a great year. Tomorrow is Saturday and that means a new episode and maybe (since this blog is empty), an analysis of said episode. Like that will happen.
I'm also looking for a good, cheap art tablet to help improve my drawing (it's worse than terrible currently) so hell, I could be posting art in another month or two.
Peace out!
Thursday, 15 December 2011
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.
Go. Read it now. Fallout Equestria has reached its end. All 45 long, glorious, wet, delicious, moist, tasty, sexy, tingly-in-all-the-right-places, awesomesauce, kickass, holy shit epicness, sexually arousing chapters. Yes, an entire entry dedicated to that one piece of fanfiction. We are not worthy, the Gods are not worthy. ALL HAIL KKAT.
(Would write more but playing WoW and crying from dat epic fanfiction. Lilpip, I love you.)
(Would write more but playing WoW and crying from dat epic fanfiction. Lilpip, I love you.)
Wednesday, 7 December 2011
Back in all my glory. Hah, as if I had any glory.
Shut up! Before any of you say (write) a single thing, I want you to carefully think about those words. You dare mock me!? Well, you should. I’m a bad (and lazy) person and should feel bad (Eh, too lazy). Man, it’s been more than two weeks since my last entry, and holy crap, several things have happened of relative interest. First things first; count my lack of activity of me, and me alone. Sure, I’ve been busy but my schedule is crap right now. God pities my sleeping time. I am so out of sync that… that… *Insert witty simile/metaphor here*. Yeah, that’s how out sync I am.
Okay, that’s outta the way. Goods news first; it’s all good news, don’t worry. You guys have enough of your problems without me to complain and bitch about how life is unfair or stressful. Two new episodes of MLP: FiM, which were pretty great in my opinion. Rainbow and the search for the ultimate pet was pretty funny. Turtle made that episode, just saying. SORRY, SORRY, Tortoise*. Jeez, you guys are picky sometimes. Still, the faces he made and the perseverance he had; damn why can’t I be more like that sometimes? And then there was that song. DAT SONG. Dayumn, it was pretty awesome. First of the season, and hell, was it good. I think we should make a Good Tortoise Tank meme, because all the other pets were asses, and Tank was just the most awesome bastard anyone could have as a pet. You know, on par with my dog of course.
And then there was the Rarity episode after that. Now, that was also a great episode in my opinion. Her episodes seem to be about her always having to choose between her friends and her status lately, don’t they. In that Sweetie Belle episode, she did the same, and this was no exception, but hell if this wasn’t a great episode. Is it me, or do you guys share an immense dislike for snobby bastards who act like class defines a person. To the point where it’s almost silly. Yeah, I hate them too, for the most part. So, nothing made me happier than when Rarity showed ‘em up at the end of the episode. Dat Twilight dance was one of my favourite highlights. All of her other friends actually do weird things to get the classy crowd’s disapproval. All Twilight did was the Elaine/Seinfield dance but nothing will or will ever be as adorkable. Also, with the aforementioned good tortoise Tank meme, we could also make… wait nevermind, someone already has. Good pony Fancy Pants memes go go go! He was the only tolerable one, and actually didn’t look down on Rarity and her friends, so good on him, not all rich people are dicks.
Some unrelated news; I could mention that whole SOPA act and how it could fuck over all things internet, but I’m sure you guys have heard and are sick of said bill. I’ll stop beating the dead horse, even though I said I would do something on it, but eh, seems a bit late now, doesn’t it? For all you poor bastards in the states, hurry up and move to Canada. Wait, what do you mean it could affect us too? What do you mean that laziness between Canadian and American websites might just cause the bill to blacklist everything? Ah crap, nevermind. Now I know it’s only illegal sites that should get screwed over, but I don’t give it long before someone finds a cheap exploit and wreaks some havoc. We should all move to Mars, seeing as how they’re selling land off at a mint. (Like $26 an acre if I remember). Speaking of the solar system, they discovered a sister planet to Earth that could already support life. It was mentioned on AOTS earlier and a simple search should find you guys an article. Next step, sexy aliens! You guys can quote me on that.
Also been playing an entire ton of Skyrim and WoW lately. Sorry if you despise either but I’m a gamer as well. Skyrim and dragons, ‘nuff said. Also, Deathwing in WoW is badass (even if easy to down). 4.3 has been nice so far, but I give it a week or two before I get bored and or capped in gear that I can obtain. Screw raiding, too consistent for someone like me. I’ll stick in my role playing guild, thank you. Although I have tried LFR and it does give me the chance to experience this content, even if it’s dumbed down. On to Skyrim. Ended up getting the Nightingale armor and damn, haven’t left it since. I did start with a sword and board character, but the stealth kill animations are to die for (Oh god, bad pun). That was it for my gaming in the last two weeks, I thinks.
Also been spending a lot of time in Mic’s livestreams, although I’m not sure if that’s a good idea at all. Most of the time I’m scrolled down praying he resumes playing video games, or just having chat popped out and doing something else. God, is there anything safe for your mind on the internet anymore? Answer: No.
New chapters in Fallout: Equestria are awesome and the story is now in its final stages. Keeps getting more and more epic and the ending to the recent chapter 44 is enough to make me want time travel to go forwards and steal the next chapter rom Kkat’s word processor. I’ll have to wait. Also got some fanart done of either my ponified self. Isn’t he just fucking cool? Yes, cliché, but still badass.
I’ll go hunt down some things on YouTube and several other things that caught my interest over the last week or two. Hopefully this entry is decent, I might put another up later tonight or tomorrow. I’m back, baby, back to the empty nothingness that is my blog. Fluttershy “Yay.”
Jeez, this seemed so much longer when I wrote it up with Word...
Monday, 21 November 2011
Just a tidbit before tomorrow.
Yeah, it's been a while since my last entry. Not my fault that I've been terribly busy doing nothing. I'm a bad brony and I should feel bad. Hey, at least I saw the new episode, right!? Supa-copter tortoise was awesome, and I'll definitely mention him tomorrow. BUT...
...Just to make a little entry, this one will be my top five videos I've seen over the last week. I know you guys have probably seen them as well, but these are worth a second look. I apologize for not writing up a better entry, but it's late here. Expect a super, massive entry tomorrow, detailing over eight days worth of crap. Might also be a rant on SOPA. Thank God for being Canadian (even though we might be affected too). Yes, this will be a long rant indeed.
So here, faithful bloggers, the top five Whitbane videos of the week. These are ranked in no particular order, just as I pull them out of my favourites.
NUMBER ONE - MY LITTLE PONY MEETS METAL - 331EROCK.
A few songs in there, but I'm sure you can pick out the MLP theme. It's pretty awesome. Check out his channel for more awesome metalness as well.
NUMBER TWO - PINKIE'S BREW - SHERCLOP PONES
This one is just spectacular. TRY NOT TO SING ALONG. She does a good Pinkie impression, me thinks. Check out the Friendship is Witchcraft series on her channel as well for many, many lulz. I've already subbed and you should too.
NUMBER THREE - RAINBOW DASH PRESENTS: SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW - FIMFLAMFILOSOPHY.
This is definitely one of the best in here. The mentally advanced series on YouTube is the best thing ever known to mankind and I urge you to check it out. These fanfiction readings he had been doing are also hilarious and viewer friendly, even if the original aren't. Check him out and toss him a subscription; he deserves one.
NUMBER FOUR - MAX PARADISE'S MY LITTLE PONY GRADUATION SPEECH - PIPPYSTIX
This is just gold. As one of the viewers said, "The manliest man to ever man." I agree one hundred percent.
NUMBER FIVE - IT'S A SURPRISE, MIC - TORRE1996Y
I laughed at this, I can't help it. Also, wasn't Half-Life 2 just awesome?
Alright, that's all for this entry. Tomorrow will be the big one. Videos, opinions, fanfiction highlights and suggestions and all that mumbo jumbo. So yeah, have an awesome one!
...Just to make a little entry, this one will be my top five videos I've seen over the last week. I know you guys have probably seen them as well, but these are worth a second look. I apologize for not writing up a better entry, but it's late here. Expect a super, massive entry tomorrow, detailing over eight days worth of crap. Might also be a rant on SOPA. Thank God for being Canadian (even though we might be affected too). Yes, this will be a long rant indeed.
So here, faithful bloggers, the top five Whitbane videos of the week. These are ranked in no particular order, just as I pull them out of my favourites.
NUMBER ONE - MY LITTLE PONY MEETS METAL - 331EROCK.
A few songs in there, but I'm sure you can pick out the MLP theme. It's pretty awesome. Check out his channel for more awesome metalness as well.
NUMBER TWO - PINKIE'S BREW - SHERCLOP PONES
This one is just spectacular. TRY NOT TO SING ALONG. She does a good Pinkie impression, me thinks. Check out the Friendship is Witchcraft series on her channel as well for many, many lulz. I've already subbed and you should too.
NUMBER THREE - RAINBOW DASH PRESENTS: SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW - FIMFLAMFILOSOPHY.
This is definitely one of the best in here. The mentally advanced series on YouTube is the best thing ever known to mankind and I urge you to check it out. These fanfiction readings he had been doing are also hilarious and viewer friendly, even if the original aren't. Check him out and toss him a subscription; he deserves one.
NUMBER FOUR - MAX PARADISE'S MY LITTLE PONY GRADUATION SPEECH - PIPPYSTIX
This is just gold. As one of the viewers said, "The manliest man to ever man." I agree one hundred percent.
NUMBER FIVE - IT'S A SURPRISE, MIC - TORRE1996Y
I laughed at this, I can't help it. Also, wasn't Half-Life 2 just awesome?
Alright, that's all for this entry. Tomorrow will be the big one. Videos, opinions, fanfiction highlights and suggestions and all that mumbo jumbo. So yeah, have an awesome one!
Sunday, 13 November 2011
Damn you, Sunday. DAMN YOU. I need better titles.
I mean, I could use the standard dates and just time stamp everything with "November Xth, 2011" but yeah, that's not as fun. So, I'll continue to stick with complete and utter nonsense with maybe a little bit of reference to the actual post content. So yes, it is November 13th, and the precious weekend IS over, but there were quite a few things that happened that I might as well discuss and rant about (Because you guys love that, don't you?). First things first, as is the core subject of this blog, I'll talk about the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as it was a rather good one in my books, or at least better than 'Sisterhooves' (Meeeeeeeeeeeeh). I mean, the Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't my favourite characters, and this was barely an episode about them, but more of an episode about Applebloom whom I feel neutral for anyways. It did have some clever parts, and Applebloom did sound humorous with that chipped tooth. Zecora's always been a pretty cool character and I'm still amazed they can keep the originality with her rhyming ability (Because I would jump out the nearest window if tasked with writing for such a character). The best part (for me) would be the background ponies initiating the Ponyville Quarantine and Pinkie Pie. That entire corncake admission of guilt was just hilarious. Best facial expressions EVER. You can check out that scene below. BOOM, VIDEO.
Come on, it made you smile, and if it didn't, you're a heartless bastard who I have no time for. BUT THE QUESTION DOES REMAIN: How many corncakes did she actually eat!? Judging by that wailing, far, far too many for one pony. Oh Pinkie, you so funneh.
Probably why she's my second favourite, behind Twilight Sparkle (WHO IS BEST PONY, NO ARGUMENTS). All the characters are so damn awesome, though. /end fangasm
Okay, okay, regain your cool, Whitbane. Awesome. You may have been wondering from my comment why I didn't do that commentary thing about episode five. Face it, I did, it was a boring episode. This one doesn't have that many 'WOW' moments either, but at least it was slightly more funny. That being said, Rarity's reveal in 'Sisterhooves' may have been the most shocking twist since Kaizer Soze (Lol, definitely fucked up that spelling). If you don't know who that is, please never revisit this blog again as what little respect I held for people over internet WENT UP IN SHAME AND SMOKE.
Some other news. Got Modern Warfare this weekend, got a friend to pick it up for me. It was mostly meh, like the other games. Not a big online gamer (Because I can't get it, Haha, my life sucks. /first world problems) but the campaign was pretty stellar. Pretty pissed how they killed off a lot of people and how short it was length-wise. Also, where the hell does Frost disappear to? Knowing Activision and their cheapness though, they'll be a fourth one with another batch of characters and a new bad guy who does something stupid that we have to stop. Also, did they change Markov's voice actor between MW2 an MW3 or am I an idiot. I dunno, these are forum questions. I'd rant more, but you guys may want to experience that for yourselves.
Alright, also saw The Walking Dead, which was good. Three episodes in a row to catch up on the ones I missed. Zombies are zombies, and while there has been a lot of downtime AND they're wasting episodes on a character no one cares about, watching brains get splatters amuses me.
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...Shutup.
But yeah, they need to get some serious plot on the go, or else I'm going to lose interest. Hey, at least Glen got some action. Ifyouknowwhatimsaying. Heh.
Also need to pick up Skyrim and avoid spoilers as long as possible because that is one game I want to saviour and have sexy babies with.
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... Yeah.
Next two MLP episodes are Rainbow Dash ones, so they'll definitely be more action-oriented and fast paced that the last two. That's about it for this week. Made a twitter for myself (like I actually plan on using it) as I scrape my way towards internet stardom (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... I'm so lonely). You never know, maybe I'll actually come up with a good idea and write/draw/design/compose something. Whatever, I've got the next three decades of my life to skill build.
Today, I'm going to leave you with another Mic the Microphone video.
Now, this is a great song with a rhythm and beat that instantly addicted me. The insane voice acting also helped. It's currently repeating as I type. It may not be for everyone, but I really like this. Kudos to Mic and the Living Tombstone for excelling in areas that I dream I was as good at as they are. Since this is a taste-oriented video that you may or may not like, I'm also going to drop in another track. Bam!
Epic song, that's all I can say. Definitely one of the only musical groups I'm proud of to listen to. /music hipster.
Fanfiction of the day goes to... DUN DUN DA: Fallout Equestria. Everyone knows of this piece of art. It is one of the largest pieces of fiction, printed or not, to ever be written, and it is laced with quality all the way through. ALL THE WAY. Characters that grow, plots that evolve and just detail that makes you feel insignificant as a person! It has it all! Here's the link: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Check out some of the side stories as well. They're also good.
Well, that's all I have for today. GET THE HELL OFF THE PAGE, YOU SOUL-SUCKING PARASITES. I love you all. Have an awesome one!
Come on, it made you smile, and if it didn't, you're a heartless bastard who I have no time for. BUT THE QUESTION DOES REMAIN: How many corncakes did she actually eat!? Judging by that wailing, far, far too many for one pony. Oh Pinkie, you so funneh.
Probably why she's my second favourite, behind Twilight Sparkle (WHO IS BEST PONY, NO ARGUMENTS). All the characters are so damn awesome, though. /end fangasm
Okay, okay, regain your cool, Whitbane. Awesome. You may have been wondering from my comment why I didn't do that commentary thing about episode five. Face it, I did, it was a boring episode. This one doesn't have that many 'WOW' moments either, but at least it was slightly more funny. That being said, Rarity's reveal in 'Sisterhooves' may have been the most shocking twist since Kaizer Soze (Lol, definitely fucked up that spelling). If you don't know who that is, please never revisit this blog again as what little respect I held for people over internet WENT UP IN SHAME AND SMOKE.
Some other news. Got Modern Warfare this weekend, got a friend to pick it up for me. It was mostly meh, like the other games. Not a big online gamer (Because I can't get it, Haha, my life sucks. /first world problems) but the campaign was pretty stellar. Pretty pissed how they killed off a lot of people and how short it was length-wise. Also, where the hell does Frost disappear to? Knowing Activision and their cheapness though, they'll be a fourth one with another batch of characters and a new bad guy who does something stupid that we have to stop. Also, did they change Markov's voice actor between MW2 an MW3 or am I an idiot. I dunno, these are forum questions. I'd rant more, but you guys may want to experience that for yourselves.
Alright, also saw The Walking Dead, which was good. Three episodes in a row to catch up on the ones I missed. Zombies are zombies, and while there has been a lot of downtime AND they're wasting episodes on a character no one cares about, watching brains get splatters amuses me.
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...Shutup.
But yeah, they need to get some serious plot on the go, or else I'm going to lose interest. Hey, at least Glen got some action. Ifyouknowwhatimsaying. Heh.
Also need to pick up Skyrim and avoid spoilers as long as possible because that is one game I want to saviour and have sexy babies with.
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... Yeah.
Next two MLP episodes are Rainbow Dash ones, so they'll definitely be more action-oriented and fast paced that the last two. That's about it for this week. Made a twitter for myself (like I actually plan on using it) as I scrape my way towards internet stardom (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... I'm so lonely). You never know, maybe I'll actually come up with a good idea and write/draw/design/compose something. Whatever, I've got the next three decades of my life to skill build.
Today, I'm going to leave you with another Mic the Microphone video.
Now, this is a great song with a rhythm and beat that instantly addicted me. The insane voice acting also helped. It's currently repeating as I type. It may not be for everyone, but I really like this. Kudos to Mic and the Living Tombstone for excelling in areas that I dream I was as good at as they are. Since this is a taste-oriented video that you may or may not like, I'm also going to drop in another track. Bam!
Epic song, that's all I can say. Definitely one of the only musical groups I'm proud of to listen to. /music hipster.
Fanfiction of the day goes to... DUN DUN DA: Fallout Equestria. Everyone knows of this piece of art. It is one of the largest pieces of fiction, printed or not, to ever be written, and it is laced with quality all the way through. ALL THE WAY. Characters that grow, plots that evolve and just detail that makes you feel insignificant as a person! It has it all! Here's the link: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
Check out some of the side stories as well. They're also good.
Well, that's all I have for today. GET THE HELL OFF THE PAGE, YOU SOUL-SUCKING PARASITES. I love you all. Have an awesome one!
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
T-Minus A Day and A Few Hours Until Skyrim... and Other Things! HOLY CRAP, ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
So what's up, people? This is Movember (Heh) 9th, 2011, around 6:45pm Eastern Whitbane Awesome time. Yeah, this is pretty short period between entries but you guys know I'm generous so I thought I'd give you guys some reading material before you all slink off like zombies for the next few weeks to game yourself into a coma. What, that's just my plans!? Oh comeon, I'm definitely one among many. I mean, let's just get some clarification here.
Modern Warfare 3 : Released yesterday.
Skyrim: The 11th.
Battlefield 3: October.
Saints Row the Third : 15th
Assassin's Creed Revelations : 15th.
Hot damn, good period of time to be a gamer. I can see Skyrim being fairly decent because dragons. I'm sure if the statement "Your argument is crap based on the fact that ponies are awesome" holds some merit, you can substitute 'ponies' with 'dragons' pretty easily. I plan to give my character the best beard ever known to mankind.
I have already played Rage and to whoever reads this : RENT IT FIRST, IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY. The whole silent protagonist is something that needs to be refined or scrapped for Voice overs, especially if it's just a damn plot device to get your mute bastard of a character to do whatever the NPC's say. Also, that whole Authority plot was weak, and it was nowhere near as long as it should have been. The last mission was also crap, and tacked on. The entirety of disc two felt rushed though. I'd rant more, but I'd need a mic to convey my frustration. Heh, First World problems.
Wut...?
Anyways, anyways, what's up, guys? Get any snow, sand, rain and/or radiation over the week? No? Sounds pleasant (no offense towards Chernobyl; you guys are awesome!)
So yeah, back to things you may or may not care about. Dat new episode of MLP? Pretty spectacular, right? Now, now, I know you're going to hate me for this, but I haven't watched it yet. DON'T KILL ME, LEMME EXPLAIN. My internet is like... um... lemme get a good metaphor. It's like pizza. It's hot... but then it gets cold, and then no one really wants it, except for people who like cold pizza (That totally made sense, shut up). What I'm saying is that it's been slow for the past few days, and I've been lazy as hell and spend most of my free time sleeping because that whole 1-3 hours everynight strategy is bullshit and doesn't work. BUT, DO NOT FEAR. I shall make time tonight and watch it. I did try to get in on a livestream early in the morning, but hell, was it laggy. I got to see Rarity's parents, which was pretty damn awesome AND there were a lot of rage faces by Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I'm sure that the rest of the episode will be just as awesome. Also, where the hell are the Applejack/Flootershai/Pinkie Pie episodes. Pinkie Pie episodes are either awesome of creepy as fuck, and we better have two of each this season or I will be disappointed. Not that we need a Cupcakes reference, just that Pinkamena Diane Pie is a good personality that contrasts Pinkie's usually happy demeanour. So yeah, the next two are Rainbow Dash episodes and then we have another Rarity episode.
I swear, though. That masked hero in that upcoming Rainbow Dash episode better not be Derpy. I don't care if they were troll comments, but that would be a little 'too' much fan service. My bets are on a completely new pegasus pony.
I've also been neglecting EqD and am about five or six pages behind. Also plan to catch up on that tonight. Would had did it yesterday, but I played some serious Floor Hockey with my friends for about two hours and was extremely ponied-out when I got home. Sucks being goalie, especially with crappy equipment. My brother thought I was wearing freaky purple socks this morning and I had to explain they were bruises. Yeah... good times. Also got smacked in the knees a few times. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you whine like a bitch, right? And whine I did.
So, besides gaming, my laziness and pony, what else was there to rant/talk about?
Oh yeah, that troubling, unconfirmed rumour about MLP Season Three. Not even going to bother trying to explain it. I'll just leave a link. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-season-three-information.html?commentPage=2 Yeah, I read through all those comments. No, I'm not THAT pathetic. All I have to say on the topic is Hasbro better not fuck up FiM. I need more than three seasons. All I want is for it to continue forever, like Spongebob! Damn it, it's just like Teen Titans all over again! I totally need that on BlueRay by the way, if such a thing exists...
Umm, let's see what else. Several of my fan fictions haven't updated in a while, which is a pain, and I've completely forsaken my writing (IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME). I totally plan to finish it, I just need a "prolonged breather." Oh God, my laziness knows no bounds.
I know this is a short entry but what else is there to talk about. It's not like you want to hear me rant about my ridiculously awesome life that you wish you had, right? As a bonus for being a cheap dickhead, I'mma be a mentlegen and leave you guys with not only a video, BUT ALSO A FAN FICTION SUGGESTION. Holy shit, how awesome is that!?
Today's video is an awesome music video by everyone's favourite pony musician : Bagpipe Brony. Also known As psychgoth. It's instrumental/epic/choir/awesome so if you don't like that, then I'd skip it. Stop by his page, toss him a like and check out his other work. Help a brony out! I've already commented twice on this one, so yeah, it seems I'm even more awesome that before.
And today's Fan Fiction supplement? Hmm. I'm going to go with Silent Ponyville. Link below. It takes the dreadful, spooky, creepy as fuck universe and adds loveable ponies into the mix. What's not to love? I gave it a read a while back and thought it was fun, wholesome and definitely not distur- WHY FLUTTERSHY, WHY!? NO! Here's the link to that : http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-silent-ponyville.html
Yeah... totally not fucked up in any way, so enjoy it if you like reading! I know I did. Also, ProjectFailSing has some new pony spotlights up if you wanna check 'em out, providing they're not already on EqD.
That's all for today guys. Who knows, I may do another entry tonight with thoughts on the episode. Probably have some type of running commentary on the episode with images and ALL THAT.
This would also be the awkward point where I know I'm not appealing to everyone and ask what I should do in order to make this blog more interesting. But seeing I only have one follower, that may be a bit... unneeded.
Have an awesome one, guys! Whitbane out!
Modern Warfare 3 : Released yesterday.
Skyrim: The 11th.
Battlefield 3: October.
Saints Row the Third : 15th
Assassin's Creed Revelations : 15th.
Hot damn, good period of time to be a gamer. I can see Skyrim being fairly decent because dragons. I'm sure if the statement "Your argument is crap based on the fact that ponies are awesome" holds some merit, you can substitute 'ponies' with 'dragons' pretty easily. I plan to give my character the best beard ever known to mankind.
I have already played Rage and to whoever reads this : RENT IT FIRST, IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY. The whole silent protagonist is something that needs to be refined or scrapped for Voice overs, especially if it's just a damn plot device to get your mute bastard of a character to do whatever the NPC's say. Also, that whole Authority plot was weak, and it was nowhere near as long as it should have been. The last mission was also crap, and tacked on. The entirety of disc two felt rushed though. I'd rant more, but I'd need a mic to convey my frustration. Heh, First World problems.
Wut...?
Anyways, anyways, what's up, guys? Get any snow, sand, rain and/or radiation over the week? No? Sounds pleasant (no offense towards Chernobyl; you guys are awesome!)
So yeah, back to things you may or may not care about. Dat new episode of MLP? Pretty spectacular, right? Now, now, I know you're going to hate me for this, but I haven't watched it yet. DON'T KILL ME, LEMME EXPLAIN. My internet is like... um... lemme get a good metaphor. It's like pizza. It's hot... but then it gets cold, and then no one really wants it, except for people who like cold pizza (That totally made sense, shut up). What I'm saying is that it's been slow for the past few days, and I've been lazy as hell and spend most of my free time sleeping because that whole 1-3 hours everynight strategy is bullshit and doesn't work. BUT, DO NOT FEAR. I shall make time tonight and watch it. I did try to get in on a livestream early in the morning, but hell, was it laggy. I got to see Rarity's parents, which was pretty damn awesome AND there were a lot of rage faces by Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I'm sure that the rest of the episode will be just as awesome. Also, where the hell are the Applejack/Flootershai/Pinkie Pie episodes. Pinkie Pie episodes are either awesome of creepy as fuck, and we better have two of each this season or I will be disappointed. Not that we need a Cupcakes reference, just that Pinkamena Diane Pie is a good personality that contrasts Pinkie's usually happy demeanour. So yeah, the next two are Rainbow Dash episodes and then we have another Rarity episode.
I swear, though. That masked hero in that upcoming Rainbow Dash episode better not be Derpy. I don't care if they were troll comments, but that would be a little 'too' much fan service. My bets are on a completely new pegasus pony.
I've also been neglecting EqD and am about five or six pages behind. Also plan to catch up on that tonight. Would had did it yesterday, but I played some serious Floor Hockey with my friends for about two hours and was extremely ponied-out when I got home. Sucks being goalie, especially with crappy equipment. My brother thought I was wearing freaky purple socks this morning and I had to explain they were bruises. Yeah... good times. Also got smacked in the knees a few times. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you whine like a bitch, right? And whine I did.
So, besides gaming, my laziness and pony, what else was there to rant/talk about?
Oh yeah, that troubling, unconfirmed rumour about MLP Season Three. Not even going to bother trying to explain it. I'll just leave a link. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-season-three-information.html?commentPage=2 Yeah, I read through all those comments. No, I'm not THAT pathetic. All I have to say on the topic is Hasbro better not fuck up FiM. I need more than three seasons. All I want is for it to continue forever, like Spongebob! Damn it, it's just like Teen Titans all over again! I totally need that on BlueRay by the way, if such a thing exists...
Umm, let's see what else. Several of my fan fictions haven't updated in a while, which is a pain, and I've completely forsaken my writing (IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME). I totally plan to finish it, I just need a "prolonged breather." Oh God, my laziness knows no bounds.
I know this is a short entry but what else is there to talk about. It's not like you want to hear me rant about my ridiculously awesome life that you wish you had, right? As a bonus for being a cheap dickhead, I'mma be a mentlegen and leave you guys with not only a video, BUT ALSO A FAN FICTION SUGGESTION. Holy shit, how awesome is that!?
Today's video is an awesome music video by everyone's favourite pony musician : Bagpipe Brony. Also known As psychgoth. It's instrumental/epic/choir/awesome so if you don't like that, then I'd skip it. Stop by his page, toss him a like and check out his other work. Help a brony out! I've already commented twice on this one, so yeah, it seems I'm even more awesome that before.
And today's Fan Fiction supplement? Hmm. I'm going to go with Silent Ponyville. Link below. It takes the dreadful, spooky, creepy as fuck universe and adds loveable ponies into the mix. What's not to love? I gave it a read a while back and thought it was fun, wholesome and definitely not distur- WHY FLUTTERSHY, WHY!? NO! Here's the link to that : http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-silent-ponyville.html
Yeah... totally not fucked up in any way, so enjoy it if you like reading! I know I did. Also, ProjectFailSing has some new pony spotlights up if you wanna check 'em out, providing they're not already on EqD.
That's all for today guys. Who knows, I may do another entry tonight with thoughts on the episode. Probably have some type of running commentary on the episode with images and ALL THAT.
This would also be the awkward point where I know I'm not appealing to everyone and ask what I should do in order to make this blog more interesting. But seeing I only have one follower, that may be a bit... unneeded.
Have an awesome one, guys! Whitbane out!
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