OH GOD, DOCTOR, HE'S FLATLINED!

Quick, charge the paddles!

CLEAR!

*Bzzzzzt*.

Nothing! Goddamnit, we have to try again. CLEAR!

*Bzzzzt*.

LIVE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, LIVE!

*Bzzzzzt*.

Doctor, he's gone and there's nothing you can do.

Goddamnit, damn it all!

Here lies Obnoxious Adventures of Awesome
2011-2012 (sorta)
May he be forgotten from memory.

That's right, this piece of crap is finally dead, buried and left to be forgotten. Stay tuned for.... I dunno, probably nothing.