Oh God, Expectations and Weekly Entries. Also, It's Friday...? Awesome!

Ugh, what time is it? *Glances to bottom-right of screen*. Holy crap, 11:55pm? Jeez, that's an awful late time to be writing a blog entry. Actually, that's a late time to be doing anything (Not really). I made a promise to only sleep an hour or two. Unfortunately, my body hates me and that precious 120 minutes turned into a whopping 600 minutes. So yeah, there went my entire evening while I was comatose and dreaming (hopefully, not like I remember dreams anyways!) about ponies. I know there was this one dream where I was flying around the world using some type of super hoodie, and visiting all my friends and using my flyer powers to bypass long lines to washrooms. Yeah, it was pretty badass, not going to lie. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting off topic.

So, I actually did wake up at like 10:30pm, but being the lazy person I am, decided "what's another hour or two?" and promptly went back to super-hoodie dream. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bad person. Like hell! Ah hah hah... urh...

Checked mah e-mail and saw that all the fans (fan) of this blog were (was) like "DUDE OMG WHURR U GO?". At first, I realized that my fans have terrible grammar and spelling, but then it dawned upon that most people did, so eh, doesn't really matter. There was even a comment about me being funny (that's hilarious itself in nature. Funny within funny...? *insert inception joke here*) and that led me to believe that my fans (fan) don't understand the concept of 'funny' or have very, VERY unfunny friends. That, or I'm cynical and I'm actually funny (HAH, as if!). So yeah, that's my thinking process so far while being awake. Also, I never expected that making a blog would give me expectations. Christ, more work, ARGH. Now I have to write entries more often to please the fans (fan). Be serious with yourself, guys, the only reason you're reading this is so you can laugh at my pathetic existence and feel better about yourself. DON'T LIE TO ME, WE HAD A PINKY (Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!) SWEAR.

Okay, okay, what else can I bring to light? Need new stuff to ramble about.

So yeah, there was that Halloween thing that seemed pretty popular. Let me tell you, you're never to old to go out and bum for candy from strangers. NEVER. Sure, it might damage your social image if someone you know catches you, but who cares? It's freakin' candy. Now, this is true in my community, where EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE. Seriously, it likes a town full of goddamn spies, man! So yeah, like a thousand houses of acquaintances willing to give out a tremendous supply of candy. And, add in the fact I had to take my brother out to trick-or-treat and oh God, the exhaustion. That little bastard was set on going to every house. I, on the other hand, was having heart palpitations by the second or fourth dozen. Did I mention it was raining like a motherf'er? Yeah, it was. So yeah, we called it quits early, about two hundred houses in (Still took like six damn hours. JESUS). I didn't even bother to count or sort it, I don't have those type of management skills... or counting skills. It was like, a dozen freakin' garbage bags of cholesterol, and that was what I could see. I went straight to bed, said "screw everything else," and went to sleep. So yeah, we're sitting on a stockpile of cancer and clogged arteries waiting to happen that is larger than the Russian nuclear stockpile.

Okay, wait, this is November, right? Of course it is, silly Whitbane! Anyways, maybe you guys (guy) have heard of Movember? When people don't shave for the entire month for charity reasons and stuff. Yeah, there are rules about what you're allowed to shave and what you have to let grow, but frankly, I'm kinda on the fence about just letting it all grow. Of course, I looked akin to a hobo on November 2nd. Give me another month and I'll be Zach Galifianakis, only you know, less sexier. And yes, before you ask, I did have to google his name to be able to spell it.
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There wasn't a new episode of MLP, which kinda made me "Y U NO NEW EPISODE" at the TV for a bit, but at least The Walking Dead came on that weekend so things were mildly okay for the time. New episode this week though, and maybe I'll even give me commentary on it! That was my YouTube channel idea, but something that might come to fruition later depending on time. I haven't even tried to write anything in weeks. All my stories are on a 'little break" until I stop sucking and actually sit down and devote time to them. This weekend should be good unless my friends want to watch some more horror movies. WARNING: Do not watch Dawn of The Dead with wimps. Learned that the hard way with the screams my friends made last time at the sudden zombie jumps scenes. AND THEY SAID THEY WERE PREPARED. To quote Illidan; "You are not PREPARED!" And no, they weren't. At least I got some laughs, right!? I'm a terrible person.

Also, when I did try to type this out, I hit some funky keys on my keyboard and lost control completely. Scrolling the mouse zoomed in and out, while 'w' key on the keyboard closed this window, so yeah, I lost all my unfunny ranting and HAD TO RETYPE IT AGAIN. See how much I care for your guys (guy) entertainment (Pity?). A lot.

Anyways, that's all for the third (now fourth) of November. As always, here's my suggested link/video that should provide some lulz and funnehz. All bronies should know who this man is. The ONE AND ONLY, THE GREAT and POWERFUL MIC THE MICROPHONE. Yeah, he's awesome. I feel ashamed it took me so long to subscribe to him on YouTube. For shame, Me, for shame. So yeah, hit up his channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/MicTheMicrophoneZero and give him all your hearts and loves. As for video of the week... uh, lemme find something. Ugh, BAM!


Good news, I learned (Heh, interwebz noob) and now I shall embed the weekly (per-entry) videos I select. Won't that be easier on you guys? DON'T YOU EVER SAY I DON'T CARE FOR THE FANS. More Mic the Microphone, specifically, the greatest and most "metal" video ever. This was on EqD the other day, and it was worth it... Also, all ponies are best ponies. Twilight is juuuuuuuuust a liiiiiiiitle bit more awesome and smart. So yeah, that's all for today (tonight). Have an awesome one!