T-Minus A Day and A Few Hours Until Skyrim... and Other Things! HOLY CRAP, ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

So what's up, people? This is Movember (Heh) 9th, 2011, around 6:45pm Eastern Whitbane Awesome time. Yeah, this is pretty short period between entries but you guys know I'm generous so I thought I'd give you guys some reading material before you all slink off like zombies for the next few weeks to game yourself into a coma. What, that's just my plans!? Oh comeon, I'm definitely one among many. I mean, let's just get some clarification here.
Modern Warfare 3 : Released yesterday.
Skyrim: The 11th.
Battlefield 3: October.
Saints Row the Third : 15th
Assassin's Creed Revelations : 15th.

Hot damn, good period of time to be a gamer. I can see Skyrim being fairly decent because dragons. I'm sure if the statement "Your argument is crap based on the fact that ponies are awesome" holds some merit, you can substitute 'ponies' with 'dragons' pretty easily. I plan to give my character the best beard ever known to mankind.

I have already played Rage and to whoever reads this : RENT IT FIRST, IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY. The whole silent protagonist is something that needs to be refined or scrapped for Voice overs, especially if it's just a damn plot device to get your mute bastard of a character to do whatever the NPC's say. Also, that whole Authority plot was weak, and it was nowhere near as long as it should have been. The last mission was also crap, and tacked on. The entirety of disc two felt rushed though. I'd rant more, but I'd need a mic to convey my frustration. Heh, First World problems.

Wut...?

Anyways, anyways, what's up, guys? Get any snow, sand, rain and/or radiation over the week? No? Sounds pleasant (no offense towards Chernobyl; you guys are awesome!)

So yeah, back to things you may or may not care about. Dat new episode of MLP? Pretty spectacular, right? Now, now, I know you're going to hate me for this, but I haven't watched it yet. DON'T KILL ME, LEMME EXPLAIN. My internet is like... um... lemme get a good metaphor. It's like pizza. It's hot... but then it gets cold, and then no one really wants it, except for people who like cold pizza (That totally made sense, shut up). What I'm saying is that it's been slow for the past few days, and I've been lazy as hell and spend most of my free time sleeping because that whole 1-3 hours everynight strategy is bullshit and doesn't work. BUT, DO NOT FEAR. I shall make time tonight and watch it. I did try to get in on a livestream early in the morning, but hell, was it laggy. I got to see Rarity's parents, which was pretty damn awesome AND there were a lot of rage faces by Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I'm sure that the rest of the episode will be just as awesome. Also, where the hell are the Applejack/Flootershai/Pinkie Pie episodes. Pinkie Pie episodes are either awesome of creepy as fuck, and we better have two of each this season or I will be disappointed. Not that we need a Cupcakes reference, just that Pinkamena Diane Pie is a good personality that contrasts Pinkie's usually happy demeanour. So yeah, the next two are Rainbow Dash episodes and then we have another Rarity episode.

I swear, though. That masked hero in that upcoming Rainbow Dash episode better not be Derpy. I don't care if they were troll comments, but that would be a little 'too' much fan service. My bets are on a completely new pegasus pony.

I've also been neglecting EqD and am about five or six pages behind. Also plan to catch up on that tonight. Would had did it yesterday, but I played some serious Floor Hockey with my friends for about two hours and was extremely ponied-out when I got home. Sucks being goalie, especially with crappy equipment. My brother thought I was wearing freaky purple socks this morning and I had to explain they were bruises. Yeah... good times. Also got smacked in the knees a few times. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you whine like a bitch, right? And whine I did.

So, besides gaming, my laziness and pony, what else was there to rant/talk about?

Oh yeah, that troubling, unconfirmed rumour about MLP Season Three. Not even going to bother trying to explain it. I'll just leave a link. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/more-season-three-information.html?commentPage=2 Yeah, I read through all those comments. No, I'm not THAT pathetic. All I have to say on the topic is Hasbro better not fuck up FiM. I need more than three seasons. All I want is for it to continue forever, like Spongebob! Damn it, it's just like Teen Titans all over again! I totally need that on BlueRay by the way, if such a thing exists...

Umm, let's see what else. Several of my fan fictions haven't updated in a while, which is a pain, and I've completely forsaken my writing (IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME). I totally plan to finish it, I just need a "prolonged breather." Oh God, my laziness knows no bounds.

I know this is a short entry but what else is there to talk about. It's not like you want to hear me rant about my ridiculously awesome life that you wish you had, right? As a bonus for being a cheap dickhead, I'mma be a mentlegen and leave you guys with not only a video, BUT ALSO A FAN FICTION SUGGESTION. Holy shit, how awesome is that!?


Today's video is an awesome music video by everyone's favourite pony musician : Bagpipe Brony. Also known As psychgoth.  It's instrumental/epic/choir/awesome so if you don't like that, then I'd skip it. Stop by his page, toss him a like and check out his other work. Help a brony out! I've already commented twice on this one, so yeah, it seems I'm even more awesome that before.

And today's Fan Fiction supplement? Hmm. I'm going to go with Silent Ponyville. Link below. It takes the dreadful, spooky, creepy as fuck universe and adds loveable ponies into the mix. What's not to love? I gave it a read a while back and thought it was fun, wholesome and definitely not distur- WHY FLUTTERSHY, WHY!? NO! Here's the link to that : http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-silent-ponyville.html

Yeah... totally not fucked up in any way, so enjoy it if you like reading! I know I did. Also, ProjectFailSing has some new pony spotlights up if you wanna check 'em out, providing they're not already on EqD.

That's all for today guys. Who knows, I may do another entry tonight with thoughts on the episode. Probably have some type of running commentary on the episode with images and ALL THAT.
This would also be the awkward point where I know I'm not appealing to everyone and ask what I should do in order to make this blog more interesting. But seeing I only have one follower, that may be a bit... unneeded.

Have an awesome one, guys! Whitbane out!